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[allyisun]

[Allison does her best to lock this post from any kids on board, but pretty drunk and mostly just squinting at people's icons to make her choices. Nico Robin and Peter Maximoff are definitely excluded. Just in case, she adds a disclaimer.]

THIS IS AN ADULT ONLY POST. IF U ARE UNDER 18 DO NOT READ.

ACTUALLY IF UR UNDER 20 DO NOT READ

OR 21?

okay but like shit is going down soon and it is absolutely imperative that I get laid

So I need someone to get laid with

OK?

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[tearsinajar]

You think it's bad now wait until you're married.

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[allyisun]

i'd hope that if I was married i'd be able 2 get laid

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[tearsinajar]

[ This doesn't come until some time later because of ... reasons... ]

That's the thing, you will be able to get laid. Your marriage wouldn't turn out like mine, in estrangement. I just meant that most people who are married tease the people who aren't and joke that the sex gets stale and it ends up being the last thing on your mind.

Especially when kids come into the picture. Or you work opposite shifts. Then sex becomes a scheduled uh event.

Again, your marriage wouldn't go down the path mine did. It's all different.

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[allyisun]

[That is too much Serious Talk for Allison to handle drunk and sad, so it's not until she's sober again that she responds.]

Geez, that's heavy.

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[tearsinajar]

huh? Oh. Sorry.
I also should've explained that we were lucky to not have to fall under scheduled sex.

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[allyisun]

Oh. Yeah. Scheduling sex that's def a loser thing to do haha

[Says the girl who scheduled losing her virginity.]

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[tearsinajar]

Weren't you just the one who posted to the network trying to schedule a getting laid session of your own??

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[allyisun]

Hey this isn't scheduled its impromptu

[tearsinajar]

Tomato to-mah-toe.

[allyisun]

no those are completely different things

Those are anti
Um

They're like opposite things