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[allyisun]

[Allison does her best to lock this post from any kids on board, but pretty drunk and mostly just squinting at people's icons to make her choices. Nico Robin and Peter Maximoff are definitely excluded. Just in case, she adds a disclaimer.]

THIS IS AN ADULT ONLY POST. IF U ARE UNDER 18 DO NOT READ.

ACTUALLY IF UR UNDER 20 DO NOT READ

OR 21?

okay but like shit is going down soon and it is absolutely imperative that I get laid

So I need someone to get laid with

OK?

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[squadgoals]

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Uh huh.

Where are you, Allison? Are you at the bar? I'm coming to the bar.

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[allyisun]

No

Maybe

Why you askin?

[squadgoals]

[Will she dash if I say I'm dragging her drunk ass to a bed? Seems likely.]

I may have a prime lead on a laying suspect. I need you with me to collect intel.

[The suspect is you, laying in bed, with a pillow.]

[allyisun]

ok yeah I'm at the bar

ACTIONHOPS SOMEWHERE ELSE

[squadgoals]

On my way. Don't go anywhere!

[allyisun]

ok

[She wasn't planning to leave the booze for anything short of nookie anyway.]