skelepun: ([sans] 67)
Sans ([personal profile] skelepun) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2016-06-06 07:42 pm

audio; a very important statement for the entire crew

[Solemn silence reigns for the first few moments of the broadcast. A shuffle of papers, a clearing of his throat -- or technically, a very good impersonation of it. There's no throat to clear. Anyway.]

Okay, so. I know there's been a lot of back and forth lately, kids. And I don't wanna add to the tension, but as long as we're ripping off band aids? I figure there's no time like the present.

[Another deep breath. Clearly, this is weighing heavily on the guy.]

I'm gonna say a few words that'll mean a lot to you guys. Bran. Oatmeal. Raisins. Words that should never even brush against the word muffin. And yet every Saturday, seems like those are the only muffins I see. I'm not gonna point fingers or anything. I dunno if the blame lies with the people taking the decent pastries or the persons allowing those ingredients to infect perfectly good muffins in the first place, but it's a tragic miscarriage of judgment and for the safety of the crew, I think it's important we all address the massive, raisin dotted elephant in the room.

I'm mean, jeez, guys. There are kids on this ship. What if they mistake them for chocolate chips? We're all responsible if we do nothing. Get it together, Moira.

[Another deep breath. He's said his peace. When he speaks again, it's as if a completely different person is grinning into the mic.]

And hey, as long as we're all here, feel free to air your various grievances too. Y'know, to save the Captains their bandwidth. Let it all out.
neveroutwrenched: (pic#9704111)

TEXT; 15/??

[personal profile] neveroutwrenched 2016-06-07 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
if we're going to keep accidentally abducting facetwins can we like

make them wear name tags or soemthing?
squadgoals: (that makes a stupid kind of sense)

VIDEO

[personal profile] squadgoals 2016-06-07 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Double yes. Everyone can vote on it. Give their reasons.

Red is my favorite color, by the way.
neveroutwrenched: (pic#10138980)

[personal profile] neveroutwrenched 2016-06-07 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
looks like we already have a problem
petridish: (slow them down (you're cannon fodder))

[personal profile] petridish 2016-06-08 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
As the Shepard who was here first, I should get first choice.
squadgoals: (can I just buy a can of tupari now or)

VIDEO

[personal profile] squadgoals 2016-06-08 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
All yours. I'll just have to get more creative!