audio; a very important statement for the entire crew

[skelepun]

[Solemn silence reigns for the first few moments of the broadcast. A shuffle of papers, a clearing of his throat -- or technically, a very good impersonation of it. There's no throat to clear. Anyway.]

Okay, so. I know there's been a lot of back and forth lately, kids. And I don't wanna add to the tension, but as long as we're ripping off band aids? I figure there's no time like the present.

[Another deep breath. Clearly, this is weighing heavily on the guy.]

I'm gonna say a few words that'll mean a lot to you guys. Bran. Oatmeal. Raisins. Words that should never even brush against the word muffin. And yet every Saturday, seems like those are the only muffins I see. I'm not gonna point fingers or anything. I dunno if the blame lies with the people taking the decent pastries or the persons allowing those ingredients to infect perfectly good muffins in the first place, but it's a tragic miscarriage of judgment and for the safety of the crew, I think it's important we all address the massive, raisin dotted elephant in the room.

I'm mean, jeez, guys. There are kids on this ship. What if they mistake them for chocolate chips? We're all responsible if we do nothing. Get it together, Moira.

[Another deep breath. He's said his peace. When he speaks again, it's as if a completely different person is grinning into the mic.]

And hey, as long as we're all here, feel free to air your various grievances too. Y'know, to save the Captains their bandwidth. Let it all out.

Comments

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[neveroutwrenched]

ive gotten lost on this ship...AT LEAST four times. they really need better signage

Especially if a wrong turn is going to land you in endless-hallway-of-dangerous-mystery-doors

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[petridish]

Do you have any suggestions for improvements to the MPS app?

[she wrote that thing for a reason]

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[neveroutwrenched]

excuse me, the what

[petridish]

Moira Positioning System. Part of the map app. Lets you choose a destination and gives you the route visually and with audio instructions.

[DAMNIT SHE POSTED ABOUT THIS]

[neveroutwrenched]

[there's a long delay in response.]

....why didnt I know about this??

[petridish]

Maybe you didn't read my post about that update and/or check out all the apps.

[neveroutwrenched]

i-

yeah i guess not

[What is he supposed to look at ALL the apps? All five of them?]

well, thanks...i guess that'll be useful for next time

[petridish]

[ALIENS............. why did she even bother]

You're welcome.