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Entry tags:
- all about j: j,
- dragon age: dorian pavus,
- dragon age: marian hawke,
- mass effect: clone shepard,
- mass effect: commander shepard,
- mcu: james buchanan barnes,
- metal gear: liquid snake,
- star wars: rey,
- uncharted: elena fisher,
- undertale: alphys,
- undertale: frisk,
- undertale: mettaton,
- x-men movies: charles xavier,
- xenoblade chronicles: fiora
audio; a very important statement for the entire crew
[Solemn silence reigns for the first few moments of the broadcast. A shuffle of papers, a clearing of his throat -- or technically, a very good impersonation of it. There's no throat to clear. Anyway.]
Okay, so. I know there's been a lot of back and forth lately, kids. And I don't wanna add to the tension, but as long as we're ripping off band aids? I figure there's no time like the present.
[Another deep breath. Clearly, this is weighing heavily on the guy.]
I'm gonna say a few words that'll mean a lot to you guys. Bran. Oatmeal. Raisins. Words that should never even brush against the word muffin. And yet every Saturday, seems like those are the only muffins I see. I'm not gonna point fingers or anything. I dunno if the blame lies with the people taking the decent pastries or the persons allowing those ingredients to infect perfectly good muffins in the first place, but it's a tragic miscarriage of judgment and for the safety of the crew, I think it's important we all address the massive, raisin dotted elephant in the room.
I'm mean, jeez, guys. There are kids on this ship. What if they mistake them for chocolate chips? We're all responsible if we do nothing. Get it together, Moira.
[Another deep breath. He's said his peace. When he speaks again, it's as if a completely different person is grinning into the mic.]
And hey, as long as we're all here, feel free to air your various grievances too. Y'know, to save the Captains their bandwidth. Let it all out.
Okay, so. I know there's been a lot of back and forth lately, kids. And I don't wanna add to the tension, but as long as we're ripping off band aids? I figure there's no time like the present.
[Another deep breath. Clearly, this is weighing heavily on the guy.]
I'm gonna say a few words that'll mean a lot to you guys. Bran. Oatmeal. Raisins. Words that should never even brush against the word muffin. And yet every Saturday, seems like those are the only muffins I see. I'm not gonna point fingers or anything. I dunno if the blame lies with the people taking the decent pastries or the persons allowing those ingredients to infect perfectly good muffins in the first place, but it's a tragic miscarriage of judgment and for the safety of the crew, I think it's important we all address the massive, raisin dotted elephant in the room.
I'm mean, jeez, guys. There are kids on this ship. What if they mistake them for chocolate chips? We're all responsible if we do nothing. Get it together, Moira.
[Another deep breath. He's said his peace. When he speaks again, it's as if a completely different person is grinning into the mic.]
And hey, as long as we're all here, feel free to air your various grievances too. Y'know, to save the Captains their bandwidth. Let it all out.
Video
Number one: the profiling against robots on this ship is unfair!! It was nice of the captains to allow me to switch jobs, but before that I was floundering in a profession I had no idea how to deal with!!
Number two: How come there's literally almost no one who knows about TV?
Number three: I want to know why muffins are of such import here. Are they good?
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TEXT; YOU DON'T DESERVE HIS FACE.
I DON'T NEED TO CHANGE MY BATTERIES. THEY CHARGE ON THEIR OWN!!
AND I CAN DO THAT ALL BY MYSELF THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!
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i'm just sayin, buddy. it wasn't megan i found passed out in the hall a few months back.
[Has enough time passed for that admittedly scary episode to be funny now? Well, either way.]
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I WAS ACTUALLY SICK!!!!
I SAY, THIS IS A NEW LOW FOR YOU, SUGAR SKULL! MAKING FUN OF AN ILL ROBOT!! HAVE YOU NO CLASS??
[Admittedly, Mettaton is sort of over that. But that doesn't mean that being called incompetent isn't total SLANDER. Or libel, for the pedantic.]
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WAIT. WAS THAT A PUN? HMMMMMM IT WASN'T THAT BAD!!
[This is your life, Sans. MTT is going to rate every single pun you throw at him. Always.]
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oh yeah? what work perks are those? i don't even get dental.
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I MEAN I DO LOVE YOUR BROTHER'S SMILE!! <3
[He went there. How? How did they get here?
A better question would be do you want more detail? Yes/Yes?]
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you gotta get some other friends, MTT. i don't think i'm the best audience for this, cool and awesome as my bro is.
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[Like...um. Alphys!! And, ehhh...Frisk? Frisk knows! He's bad at this, don't judge.]
ANYWAY!! I WOULDN'T FIRE YOU FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR BROTHER, REALLY. YOU'RE DOING A MARVELOUS JOB!!
even if what you said before was rude.
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well if you're singin' the big guy's praises, i really can't fault you too much.
but cut a guy some slack sometimes, pal, you keep reminding me that he's not fourteen and then i remember how old that makes me and i like to limit my existential crises to once per day.
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[Says the robot who literally considers his age to be "fabulous."
Buuut...that said. Now you got him curious, Sans. He has to ask.]
HOW OLD IS PAPYRUS? :O I DON'T PLAN TO DO ANYTHING UNTOWARD, I ASSURE YOU!!! JUST WONDERING~
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he's twenty, you're cool, man. and i'm pretty sure he decided he was the big brother when he hit his first growth spurt, so don't sweat it. ;)
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[Wow just go there, right MTT? He doesn't mean it in a bad way. It's just that the skeleton brothers have such different heights, and imagining Papyrus that small is unnecessarily cute.
Oh but 20, huh? He can work with that number~]
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oh, trust me. pap was a PROFOUND shrimp once upon a time.
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Maybe...maybe Mettaton shouldn't think it's cute to imagine a younger Papyrus, but he can't help himself. He has no mental filter with how much he digs the guy.]
HAHA!! I'M GLAD HE GREW UP INTO SUCH A HANDSOME MONSTER DESPITE HIS PREVIOUS DIMINUTIVE STATURE!!! ;)
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... i mean, i guess he still kinda does that.
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THAT'S AN ADORABLE REASON TO WEAR SMALL CLOTHES!! I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST HIS THING!! WELL I SUPPOSE IT'S STILL HIS THING BUT OH MY GOODNESS CUTE!! <3
I HAVE TO TAKE HIM SHOPPING WHILE I STILL CAN, I'D LOVE TO SUIT HIM UP! ;) DO YOU THINK HE WOULD GO FOR THAT??
[MTT no.]
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i think he might be able to muster some enthusiasm. maybe.
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[He's fronting a little. He still gets excited having someone he likes like him in return. Nerd.]
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