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[saidsarcastically]

[It takes him a minute to figure out how to work the MID. Sure, he's from 2287, but he's far too used to the bulkier tech with lots of nobs and buttons and switches.]

My name's William. I've been assigned as the Child Protection Officer.

[He wonders if the captains have a really twisted sense of humor. "Hey, let's give the guy with the kidnapped son the job of looking after all the children!" Either way, it's his job and he intends to do it.]

What that means is, I'm supposed to make sure you rascals are safe. So, yeah, don't run with scissors, or play with fire, yadda yadda. [He's obviously joking, but after a moment he adds with a little less of his joking tone:] If any of you feel like you're in some kind of danger or need any kind of help, feel free to contact me.

You can find me at the bar mostly.

[Quickly adding:]

Kidding, kidding.

[Behind every joke there's some truth.]

Comments

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[vaccinations]

That title sounds more fucking creepy than comforting. They know that right?

video;

[saidsarcastically]

I like to think they do and just have a really bad sense of humor. [Like William is one to talk about a bad sense of humor.] At least that would mean they're aware of it.

[vaccinations]

I mean they did kidnap us so I'm pretty sure they're not above bad jokes.

[saidsarcastically]

Didn't know kidnappers tend to be comedians.

[vaccinations]

Well they don't usually take you to the beach either.

[saidsarcastically]

Maybe they didn't want their planned mass kidnapping putting off their vacation and just...combined the two. It's pretty efficient if you ask me.

[He's joking around about kidnappings and whatnot, but he's still not completely sold that their lying about everything being brought here by accident. He's not sure that they're telling the truth either.]