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Ratchet of Vaporex ([personal profile] asafepairofhands) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2016-06-01 05:29 pm

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[The feed cuts on to show a Cybertronian with a red and white helm, blue optics, and what appears to be a habitually irritated expression on his face. His voice is brisk and no-nonsense.]

This is Ratchet, former Chief Autobot Medical Officer. I've been assigned here as a field medic, apparently, though I'm volunteering to lend my hand in the medical bay on the ship in my off-time. I have no idea where we are or what happened to get us here, which I can deal with considering everything else that's happened the last year or so, but I really don't like not knowing the effects this "Ingress" [brings bright red hands, chipped in places to reveal specks of blue paint, up to add scarequotes] thing may have had on us, so I want people in for checkups.

Autobots, since there seem to be some of you on the ship, I'm assuming I'm still ranking medical officer here so I'm making that an order--report to Moro deck room 022 earliest. Non-Autobots... I obviously can't order you to do anything, but barring any wild extenuating circumstances you're welcome to drop by for a systems check also. You won't be turned away out of hand.

I specialize in non-organic medicine so if there are any non-Cybertronians on board who fit that bill, I can't promise anything, but I'll take a look. If you're strictly organic, you should probably just hit the regular medibay, but I've got some experience and I won't turn you away if you want to come here instead for whatever reason.

Any current medical officers seeing this, I'd like to talk supplies and if I can get put on rotation--I have a holomatter avatar, same as the others, so I'll fit just fine. Unless any of you expect my field medic duties to take up the majority of my time, in which case I would like a much more thorough briefing on what the fresh hell is going on here.

Ratchet out.
ninjabike: (Hmmm)

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[personal profile] ninjabike 2016-06-03 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Well you got your hope on the sooner, because she had just been on her way to actually look at the room she was assigned, and see why it was three rooms in one, so her turning around and finding yours was easy enough.

So, there she is knocking on your door and hoping somehow you have another patient arrive in those few moments it took her to get here.]
ninjabike: (Sure you are)

[personal profile] ninjabike 2016-06-04 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Could always call dibs on a room and make your own space if it comes down to it. Beats working in a missile silo at least.

[She knows it sounds crazy, she didn't believe in Unicron either until all this went down. So she just shrugs a bit.]

Nothing really, just the usual things that happen when you decide to fight the Decepticon Warlord.
ninjabike: (...well shit)

[personal profile] ninjabike 2016-06-06 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
[That perplexed look isn't really at you there Ratchet. It's just taking her a few extra seconds to realize that the threat of energon starvation isn't actually supposed to be common thing.]


You could call it that. I hope you're not going to give me the "Every shot could be your downfall" speech. Ratchet back home tends to give that one out every other day when he takes stock of our supplies or one of us gets hurt.

[Please don't give that speech. She's certain she has it memorized by now.]
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[personal profile] ninjabike 2016-06-06 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
I'll take that under advisement.

[Translation: She'll try and remember to do that, maybe even on some sort of regular basis if they do have the energon available.]

Now, if only you could somehow get him to believe that.
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[personal profile] ninjabike 2016-06-07 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
We've mostly been just letting it fade on its own, we don't exactly have past examples to work with. So it's trial and error and mostly trying to avoid it if we can.


We're still working on the avoid at all cost aspect.
ninjabike: (So about that new item)

[personal profile] ninjabike 2016-06-13 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty much back to how I normally feel, but I'll wait a bit to see if anything changes. I got pulled through before Megatron decided to actually get rid of me, so there shouldn't be anything to really worry about.

Thanks, Ratchet.