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[redshitlord]

HELP OK SO

UM

I NEED TO KNOW LIKE WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE TO GO DO SOMETHING AND THEY SAY YES

ALSO WHEN YOU KIND OF MAYBE



THINK THEYRE REALLY COOL ??? IN A LOT OF WAYS

TAILGTE SAYS BRING A PRESENT AND TALK ABOUT YROUSELF BUT ?????



HOW DO I DO THIS HELP ITS IMPORTANT

[No, it's really not that important. He's just panicking and completely misreading a situation. Whoops.]

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[daintylegs]

declaimer: at no point did I pretend that I knew what I was talking about

video.

[t65]

[Luke leans in with the most confused expression.]

What- what did you do?

MY TIME HAS COME

[warandpeace]

[...Is this a Cybertronian Metal Gear date thing? Is he hearing this right?]

Did you ask someone out? On a date?

[vengeance_driven]

Ah... that can be hard.

How much you like this person? Friend like or "could one day swear self to" like?

[Guess whose been talking to Megatron about Cybertronian relationships.]

[gainedlove]

flirt a bunch and give them a big smooch!!!! be honest with your feelings!!!!!!

[deal]

Are you asking about a date?

[ventifact]

what are you talking about?
i'm pretty sure this is a normal scenario

[text]

[imahologram]

[Oh, Sideswipe.]

What are you planning to do on your date? That might make a difference.

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[ersatzeverything]

Okay, here's what you do. First, get a piece of paper--for you, I'd say poster-sized, off-white, 80#--and then write down exactly what I tell you. It goes like this:

Do you like Sideswipe as more than a friend?

[] yes
[] no
[] maybe

After you've done that, fold the paper in half and then in half again and give it to one of your friends to deliver to Riptide to fill out, hand back to that friend, who will then return to you. Then you'll know where you stand.

Oh, and make sure that the dots of the "i"s are all, like, cute little open circles. That's super important.

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[straightouttacarbonite]

What does any of that mean?