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[redshitlord]

HELP OK SO

UM

I NEED TO KNOW LIKE WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE TO GO DO SOMETHING AND THEY SAY YES

ALSO WHEN YOU KIND OF MAYBE



THINK THEYRE REALLY COOL ??? IN A LOT OF WAYS

TAILGTE SAYS BRING A PRESENT AND TALK ABOUT YROUSELF BUT ?????



HOW DO I DO THIS HELP ITS IMPORTANT

[No, it's really not that important. He's just panicking and completely misreading a situation. Whoops.]

Comments

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[redshitlord]

So. Just in theory.

How bad is "too bad to salvage"?

voice

[straightouttacarbonite]

If it gets that bad, you'll figure it out.

voice

[redshitlord]

That's. Super not-even-a-little-helpful.

voice

[straightouttacarbonite]

No, I mean it. Going in thinking about that is just gonna mess things up.

voice

[redshitlord]

... Okay. I'll. Try and not think about messing stuff up.

So that I won't mess it up?

voice

[straightouttacarbonite]

Look, you asked this other, uh, autobot out for a reason, right? Think about that.

[Han Solo is a terrible person to ask for romantic advice.]

If you screw it up, just cool it a while. Go do something else. chances are they'll get over it eventually.

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[redshitlord]

Riptide. And... yeah.

[He has no frame of reference. Honestly, Han could tell him anything, and he'd try it.]

Okay. That's uh. That's better than him hating me forever.

voice

[straightouttacarbonite]

Nah, you'd realize you were screwing up before it got that bad.

voice

[redshitlord]

Well... that's good, I guess.