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[redshitlord]

HELP OK SO

UM

I NEED TO KNOW LIKE WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE TO GO DO SOMETHING AND THEY SAY YES

ALSO WHEN YOU KIND OF MAYBE



THINK THEYRE REALLY COOL ??? IN A LOT OF WAYS

TAILGTE SAYS BRING A PRESENT AND TALK ABOUT YROUSELF BUT ?????



HOW DO I DO THIS HELP ITS IMPORTANT

[No, it's really not that important. He's just panicking and completely misreading a situation. Whoops.]

Comments

[imahologram]

If you do that, you probably won't have a second date. You know how to have a good conversation already, Sideswipe. We've had them before.

[...Sideswipe, bro. There is no need for sarcasm.]

Then I'm sure you'll be fine, if you're so experienced.

[redshitlord]

hahaha ohman
thanks leia youre really great

[That was just teenage ego talking sorry brosis.]

y ea h

im sure too

[imahologram]

I've been on a few dates, that's all. But you're welcome.

[It's hard to be an adolescent droid. Leia can try to be understanding. Just treat him like he's a person.]

So who are you going with, anyway?

[redshitlord]

o yeah ? howd it go was it like the movies ??
cause if it went good and you have like a partner or something be careful because like
they always die in movies


um
dont tell anyone ok ???

[imahologram]

It depends on which date you mean. Most of the recent ones have been pretty disastrous.
Keeping him alive is the goal. Don't worry.

I won't say a word.

[redshitlord]

oh really???? r u ok?
good :)


ok
its riptide

[imahologram]

Don't worry about me. Sometimes the war gets in the way of spending time together.

I don't think I've met Riptide. Another droid?

[redshitlord]

well i mean everyone says war isnt great so im sorry its not great where you are and stuff

autobot yeah
hes big and blue and turns into a boat

[imahologram]

Everyone's right. But sometimes it's necessary to fight, and that makes it worthwhile.

...He turns into a boat?

[A boat. Sideswipe, you forgot to mention autobots turn into things.]

[redshitlord]

i guess
i wouldnt know tho since like the wars been over forever back home

o yeah! like i turn into a car!
:)

[Yeah, he forgets not everyone knows that. A lot.]

[imahologram]

I'm glad you haven't had to find out. You're better off that way.

What's a car?

[redshitlord]

yeah but maybe everyoned take me seriously then >:(





you dont know cars???

[imahologram]

The price isn't worth the reward in this case, trust me. People will learn to take you seriously without a war.

Apparently not. Are they some kind of ship?

[redshitlord]

i sure hope so

oh uh no its like stuff humans use to drive around and get places

[imahologram]

I haven't needed to see you fight in a war, have I?

Like a speeder?

[redshitlord]

nnnnnnno ...

uh maybe i mean i AM pretty fast :D

[imahologram]

And I take you seriously.

So are speeders. Maybe you can show me sometime.

[redshitlord]

oh yeah you do!!! :D youre awesome like that dont let anyone say youre not ok


SURE!!!