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[redshitlord]

HELP OK SO

UM

I NEED TO KNOW LIKE WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU ASK SOMEONE TO GO DO SOMETHING AND THEY SAY YES

ALSO WHEN YOU KIND OF MAYBE



THINK THEYRE REALLY COOL ??? IN A LOT OF WAYS

TAILGTE SAYS BRING A PRESENT AND TALK ABOUT YROUSELF BUT ?????



HOW DO I DO THIS HELP ITS IMPORTANT

[No, it's really not that important. He's just panicking and completely misreading a situation. Whoops.]

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[redshitlord]

paper comes from TREES?

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[ersatzeverything]

Yeah, totally. After a tree has fully matured, every fall they slough off paper, like shedding skin, and the paper harvesters go collect the paper, stack it, bundle it, and sell it. It's only certain species of trees that do this, of course, but I've seen one around here in the gardens.

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[redshitlord]

ok but like
the scrapyard was right next to a forest and i literally never saw it rain paper or whatever

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[ersatzeverything]

Must have been the wrong species of tree. Were there any Codexis cadentis trees in that forest?

[This level of bullshit is getting out of control, even by Deacon's standards, but can't stop, won't stop.]

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[redshitlord]

dude how should i kno w???

bee is the earth nerd not me