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[notyoursupergirl]

[ Here's Kara! Dressed in her thermals wearing a long black cape with the cowl pushed back. Behind her is a room full of roses. Just Another Day. ]

Little PSA for you guys and girls: If you dump someone because they turn out to be someone totally different then who you thought they were, stick with that and ignore whatever big dumb romantic comedy effort they put into getting you back, there is no one worth that. On the other side, if you get dumped and decide to send your ex a million roses and a sweet romantic note, you are seriously asking to get your face stomped in. Don't do that.

If anyone's got any fun ideas about what to do with like a million roses from a shitty ex, I am all ears. In the meantime, I'm going to go punch stuff until I stop being annoyed. Conner, meet me in the pit.

[Did you think this was a network for important updates cuz you were wrong, welcome to kara's spacetube vlog video: "getting over your toxic ex." ]

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[realitywarped]

Have you considered a very public burning? Perhaps with commentary?

[Loki, curious? Perhaps. It does partly explain the gagging when he's spending time with Billy, however...]

[notyoursupergirl]

I like that. Where though, we can't do it on the planet without setting like everything on fire.

[HEY SHE HASN'T DONE THAT FOR LIKE THREE DAYS SHE IS IMPROVING. ]

[realitywarped]

Alas, true. Perhaps there's a suitable empty container in the cargo bay? Do it in something metal, and it should be fine, if you can avoid any supervision...

[Loki is feeling helpful! Also, okay, a little destructive. He might not do large-scale acts of destruction, usually, but small ones are fine every now and again, yes?]

[sidecars]

I'll take some of 'em off you hands.

[notyoursupergirl]

You can take all of them off my hands.

Or like half, I like the sound of this public bonfire idea.

[sidecars]

....... How 'bout I just take what I can carry? That seems fair.

[ And less heavy. ]

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[heliakon]

The pit? I'll be there.

[ Hopefully that isn't an implication that they're going to leave the place a crater. ]

Next time you could say please, though.

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[notyoursupergirl]

[ That would be rude and she would never. ]

Okay, please meet me in the training room so I can kick your ass.

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[heliakon]

Better, but don't be so sure about how this will end.

[skelepun]

Looks like trouble arose, huh?

[Anyway.]

How 'bout you offload 'em to me for resale. I'll give you a cut of the profits and everything. I advise you don't turn down this budding opportunity.

[notyoursupergirl]

No.

Wait, how big of a cut.

[skelepun]

Twenty percent across the bow, minus expenses. Y'know, standard.

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[devilofohara]

[Robin isn't familiar with the genre of romantic comedy, but she takes note anyway.

Also: That is a lot of flowers.]

I don't understand. I thought your boyfriend wasn't here?

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[notyoursupergirl]

He's not. That's why it's weird.

[And that's why she's pissed. She can't just punch the jerk. ]

This whole place is weird, to be honest, but this is the freak cherry on the creepy sundae.

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[devilofohara]

So they just... showed up for you? How do you know that they were from him?

[She was under the impression that the things that showed up through the Ingress were at least sort of random.]

Something showed up from my world too, but I don't think it was meant for me.

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[cardboard_boss]

Sorry to hear about your romance, Kara. [Life can be a bitch sometimes, right?]

Be careful you don't injure yourself or anyone else punching stuff.

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[notyoursupergirl]

[ IT'S SUCH A BITCH, AHAB.] It's cool. He's a loser and a creep who doesn't deserve me and I'm totally better off without him. Still annoying.

Don't worry, Ahab, I'm totally being responsible here. Conner can take a hit.

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[gentlemenpreferblondes]

Well, they do say that true love always finds a way.

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[notyoursupergirl]

In his dreams, maybe. He shows up here, he's going to get a hundred dozen rose stems crammed somewhere sensitive.

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[heliakal]

That bad, huh? At the risk of sounding like a broken record, if you want to talk about it...

Are you and Conner going to leave each other and "the pit" in one piece?

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[notyoursupergirl]

[ She probably should have expected this... ]

It's... Not that I don't want to talk. It's more like it's a really weirdly long story, with a lot of stuff that's part of a different long story. Or... Stories. And I don't know how much I should tell you about that.

[HOW'S THAT FOR A STARTLING AMOUNT OF HONESTY. ]

Yeah, totally.

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[diamondslap]

Ugh, I have no patience for men like that. A poor woman beset by romantic troubles of a similar nature had me assist in faking her death to get away from one like that, once.

[she looks off camera, raising an eyebrow like she's considering something.]

He drank poison shortly after. Best outcome we could've hoped for, really.

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[notyoursupergirl]

"Drank poison" like he put it in his cereal accidentally instead of milk or someone made him?

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[noitatnacni]

...How'd you end up getting all that stuff here though? I mean, if he could purposely send you all that stuff while you're kidnapped in outerspace? You were dating one heck of a stalker.

[Just saying.]

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[notyoursupergirl]

Oh no, he was a total stalker, like you have no idea. Like pictures of my face plastered all over his wall and everything.