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[notyoursupergirl]

[ Here's Kara! Dressed in her thermals wearing a long black cape with the cowl pushed back. Behind her is a room full of roses. Just Another Day. ]

Little PSA for you guys and girls: If you dump someone because they turn out to be someone totally different then who you thought they were, stick with that and ignore whatever big dumb romantic comedy effort they put into getting you back, there is no one worth that. On the other side, if you get dumped and decide to send your ex a million roses and a sweet romantic note, you are seriously asking to get your face stomped in. Don't do that.

If anyone's got any fun ideas about what to do with like a million roses from a shitty ex, I am all ears. In the meantime, I'm going to go punch stuff until I stop being annoyed. Conner, meet me in the pit.

[Did you think this was a network for important updates cuz you were wrong, welcome to kara's spacetube vlog video: "getting over your toxic ex." ]

Comments

[realitywarped]

Have you considered a very public burning? Perhaps with commentary?

[Loki, curious? Perhaps. It does partly explain the gagging when he's spending time with Billy, however...]

[notyoursupergirl]

I like that. Where though, we can't do it on the planet without setting like everything on fire.

[HEY SHE HASN'T DONE THAT FOR LIKE THREE DAYS SHE IS IMPROVING. ]

[sidecars]

I'll take some of 'em off you hands.

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[heliakon]

The pit? I'll be there.

[ Hopefully that isn't an implication that they're going to leave the place a crater. ]

Next time you could say please, though.

[notyoursupergirl]

You can take all of them off my hands.

Or like half, I like the sound of this public bonfire idea.

[sidecars]

....... How 'bout I just take what I can carry? That seems fair.

[ And less heavy. ]

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[notyoursupergirl]

[ That would be rude and she would never. ]

Okay, please meet me in the training room so I can kick your ass.

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[heliakon]

Better, but don't be so sure about how this will end.

[realitywarped]

Alas, true. Perhaps there's a suitable empty container in the cargo bay? Do it in something metal, and it should be fine, if you can avoid any supervision...

[Loki is feeling helpful! Also, okay, a little destructive. He might not do large-scale acts of destruction, usually, but small ones are fine every now and again, yes?]

[notyoursupergirl]

That depends on how much you can carry and how nice I'm feeling.

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[notyoursupergirl]

Look at you, Mister Cool Confidence.

[IT'S ON ]

[skelepun]

Looks like trouble arose, huh?

[Anyway.]

How 'bout you offload 'em to me for resale. I'll give you a cut of the profits and everything. I advise you don't turn down this budding opportunity.

[notyoursupergirl]

There's probably a few empty crates after today... If there's a sprinkler system though, we're screwed.

[ Because this is a "we" now, she's totally dragging Loki into this with her. ]

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[heliakon]

Between 5 years of experience and being trained by Black Canary I know what I can do. Hopefully you can bring it, too.

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[notyoursupergirl]

Lived on Themyscira for a year. You've met Diana, right? I kicked your ass on my world, I want to see if I can do it again.

[notyoursupergirl]

No.

Wait, how big of a cut.

[skelepun]

Twenty percent across the bow, minus expenses. Y'know, standard.

[notyoursupergirl]

Yeah right, this is limited stock. I want forty.

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[heliakon]

Big talk, hopefully you can back it up.

[ He'll be waiting for her in the training room, keying up a program that works like Mount Justice's training floor. Points scored based on who hits the floor or walls and how hard. ]

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[devilofohara]

[Robin isn't familiar with the genre of romantic comedy, but she takes note anyway.

Also: That is a lot of flowers.]

I don't understand. I thought your boyfriend wasn't here?

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[notyoursupergirl]

He's not. That's why it's weird.

[And that's why she's pissed. She can't just punch the jerk. ]

This whole place is weird, to be honest, but this is the freak cherry on the creepy sundae.

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[devilofohara]

So they just... showed up for you? How do you know that they were from him?

[She was under the impression that the things that showed up through the Ingress were at least sort of random.]

Something showed up from my world too, but I don't think it was meant for me.

[skelepun]

Forty? I dunno, bud, I think I'm gonna have to see those blooms in person before I make that kind of commitment.

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[notyoursupergirl]

Guess you'll have to see.

[ She's angry. Really angry. But it's more of a controlled burn. So yay, points for handling this like a mature adult. A mature adult who's going to pound her cousin into the ground.

She shows up without the cape and her hair tied up. ]

Nice set up. Do you have rules for this or what?

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[cardboard_boss]

Sorry to hear about your romance, Kara. [Life can be a bitch sometimes, right?]

Be careful you don't injure yourself or anyone else punching stuff.