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text ★ 003 (end of Mar 20)
Welp
I'm drunk in bed all alone on my birthday
Someone should come fix this
[ And a few moment later, Bucky edits his transmission for clarity and crowd control. And disappointed parent faces. ]
And if that wasn't implicitly clear
This is an adult slumber party
With adult activities
And adult drinks
In adult situations
[ So, chilluns, please don't come in here harshing Bucky's boner okay? HE'S LOOKING AT YOU, LINK!! DON'T YOU COME IN HERE WITH YOUR QUESTIONS. ]
I'm drunk in bed all alone on my birthday
Someone should come fix this
[ And a few moment later, Bucky edits his transmission for clarity and crowd control. And disappointed parent faces. ]
And if that wasn't implicitly clear
This is an adult slumber party
With adult activities
And adult drinks
In adult situations
[ So, chilluns, please don't come in here harshing Bucky's boner okay? HE'S LOOKING AT YOU, LINK!! DON'T YOU COME IN HERE WITH YOUR QUESTIONS. ]

no subject
I could use more practice.
[He tilts back his head and takes a drink of rum.]
Yeah, for one thing the booze is waaaay better here. Most of it's kinda radioactive back home. One time I saw a guy drink a whole bottle of whiskey all at once without taking a RadAway and by the time he woke up the next day he had a killer hangover and also a second head. [Lying.]