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Bucky Barnes ([personal profile] sidecars) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2016-03-20 08:53 pm

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Welp
I'm drunk in bed all alone on my birthday
Someone should come fix this


[ And a few moment later, Bucky edits his transmission for clarity and crowd control. And disappointed parent faces. ]

And if that wasn't implicitly clear
This is an adult slumber party
With adult activities
And adult drinks
In adult situations


[ So, chilluns, please don't come in here harshing Bucky's boner okay? HE'S LOOKING AT YOU, LINK!! DON'T YOU COME IN HERE WITH YOUR QUESTIONS. ]
ersatzeverything: (pursed lips)

[personal profile] ersatzeverything 2016-03-31 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Good, because I suck. You know, at hand-to-hand fighting.

I could use more practice.

[He tilts back his head and takes a drink of rum.]

Yeah, for one thing the booze is waaaay better here. Most of it's kinda radioactive back home. One time I saw a guy drink a whole bottle of whiskey all at once without taking a RadAway and by the time he woke up the next day he had a killer hangover and also a second head. [Lying.]