text ★ 003 (end of Mar 20)

[sidecars]

Welp
I'm drunk in bed all alone on my birthday
Someone should come fix this

[ And a few moment later, Bucky edits his transmission for clarity and crowd control. And disappointed parent faces. ]

And if that wasn't implicitly clear
This is an adult slumber party
With adult activities
And adult drinks
In adult situations

[ So, chilluns, please don't come in here harshing Bucky's boner okay? HE'S LOOKING AT YOU, LINK!! DON'T YOU COME IN HERE WITH YOUR QUESTIONS. ]

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[sidecars]

[ A wild Bucky appears! ]

Then I'm a very lucky boy and it's going to be one helluva good night!

Why
Do you need me to pencil you in?
I'm a pretty good snuggler
I'll let you be the big spoon

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[dislocked]

[ ARE YOU PROPOSITIONING HIM

that is so wrong on so many levels ]

I don't snuggle.

[ it 'sounds' a lot less weird in his head ]

Do a lot of people take you up on that?

[ also is he even legal he looks so young........................ ]

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[sidecars]

[ Sounds like a lonely life there, pal. ]

Here or in general?

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[dislocked]

[ you don't know the half of it ]

In general.

[ he remembers he used to be quite a charmer. was that a part of this bucky, too? preliminary observation suggests so. ]

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[sidecars]

Yeah sure
There's no shortage in the Army

[ That came out so wrong. ]

You know because everyone sleeps so close

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[dislocked]

[ so wrong. ]

And you end up spooning them?

[ HELP HIM OUT HERE ]

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[sidecars]

Yeah, sometimes
Winters are brutal, pal!

[ Especially when you are tiny and can barely produce your own body heat. ]