text ★ 003 (end of Mar 20)

[sidecars]

Welp
I'm drunk in bed all alone on my birthday
Someone should come fix this

[ And a few moment later, Bucky edits his transmission for clarity and crowd control. And disappointed parent faces. ]

And if that wasn't implicitly clear
This is an adult slumber party
With adult activities
And adult drinks
In adult situations

[ So, chilluns, please don't come in here harshing Bucky's boner okay? HE'S LOOKING AT YOU, LINK!! DON'T YOU COME IN HERE WITH YOUR QUESTIONS. ]

Comments

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[highlyintuitive]

A for boldness
F for delivery

[ That would have even made Kaylee cringe. ]

Re: text

[sidecars]

So that averages out to a C right?
That's a passing grade!

[highlyintuitive]

Only in gen-ed. Need at least a B average to keep going to the better courses.

[sidecars]

Oh
Damn
I never got that far in school

[ Son you didn't even graduate highschool ]

Can I make it up with extra credit?

[highlyintuitive]

I don't think they have the right teachers for that sort of credit. There's a lack of Companions so far.

[ River. River no. Don't tell the horny young man about the fancy space hookers. ]

[sidecars]

Companions?

[ Oh, Bucky knows all about Companions. They are just called comfort women where he's from. ]

[highlyintuitive]

Companions. They're a guild where I come from. They do sex things with their clients. It's all very fancy.

[sidecars]

Ooo fancy prostitutes
And it's legal?
Hot damn!