text ★ 003 (end of Mar 20)

[sidecars]

Welp
I'm drunk in bed all alone on my birthday
Someone should come fix this

[ And a few moment later, Bucky edits his transmission for clarity and crowd control. And disappointed parent faces. ]

And if that wasn't implicitly clear
This is an adult slumber party
With adult activities
And adult drinks
In adult situations

[ So, chilluns, please don't come in here harshing Bucky's boner okay? HE'S LOOKING AT YOU, LINK!! DON'T YOU COME IN HERE WITH YOUR QUESTIONS. ]

Comments

[cardboard_boss]

[Was this guy serious? Venom had only spoken to him once and that was about the cardboard tank.]

you asking for sex on the network? thought a guy like you would have had a girlfriend or something.

[Because he doesn't have a clue about teenage romance or anything. He's too old for that.]

[sidecars]

Aww you flatterer
But no
I'm a lone wolf
Destined to be on my own with only the occasional companionship

[cardboard_boss]

Lone wolf, huh? Sounds like you want companionship right now. Do you always advertise for sex via the MID?

[sidecars]

No
This is a first try
Gotta say
It's a lot easier back home

[ What with the rampant forced prostitution running all over the battlefields. Not that Bucky every partook in that sort of behavior, but it certainly was just a stone's throw no matter where he went during the War. ]

[cardboard_boss]

yeah? you get fan mail back home from girls?

[He had to ask.]

[sidecars]

Actually yes!
It all goes to a base in America
I don't get to see most of it
Someone just forges my signature and sends a picture

[ He is absolutely serious even if it sounds like he's pulling your leg. ]

[cardboard_boss]

You're a cocky little kid, aren't you?

[Venom doesn't deny that you may be telling the truth, Bucky.]

[sidecars]

In more ways than one, yes

[cardboard_boss]

I'm not even going to ask what the other way could be.

[He's heard about your reputation.]