text ★ 003 (end of Mar 20)

[sidecars]

Welp
I'm drunk in bed all alone on my birthday
Someone should come fix this

[ And a few moment later, Bucky edits his transmission for clarity and crowd control. And disappointed parent faces. ]

And if that wasn't implicitly clear
This is an adult slumber party
With adult activities
And adult drinks
In adult situations

[ So, chilluns, please don't come in here harshing Bucky's boner okay? HE'S LOOKING AT YOU, LINK!! DON'T YOU COME IN HERE WITH YOUR QUESTIONS. ]

Comments

[whatdidisay]

I thought romance was supposed to be dead in the future. Where's the wooing? The flowers? The thinly veiled attempts to make it sound like more than sex?

[sidecars]

Look shoot me alright?
I don't got time for real wooing right now

Besides who turns down free sex with a handsome fella like me

[whatdidisay]

I don't know, everyone who hasn't answered this post?

Shooting you'd be a waste of a stunner charge though, so I'll let it pass.

[sidecars]

You are being one giant Debbie Downer

[whatdidisay]

Well, have you got any hits? Nine rejections are always worth it if the tenth agrees.

( ivan is an expert at this sort of thing, bucky, trust him. he can provide references for his reputation as an unrepentant womanizer if need be. )

[sidecars]

Don't worry about me
I've got some nibbles

[whatdidisay]

( nibbles )

Good luck to you, then. You'll need it.



And a Happy Birthday, too.

[sidecars]

Please, luck is so not my style!

[ LUCK IS FOR LOSERS!! ]

Thanks
It's been a pretty swell one so far