text ★ 003 (end of Mar 20)

[sidecars]

Welp
I'm drunk in bed all alone on my birthday
Someone should come fix this

[ And a few moment later, Bucky edits his transmission for clarity and crowd control. And disappointed parent faces. ]

And if that wasn't implicitly clear
This is an adult slumber party
With adult activities
And adult drinks
In adult situations

[ So, chilluns, please don't come in here harshing Bucky's boner okay? HE'S LOOKING AT YOU, LINK!! DON'T YOU COME IN HERE WITH YOUR QUESTIONS. ]

Comments

[warandpeace]

Next time I see you drunk I'm wrapping your hand in tape so you can't use your MID.

[sidecars]

Wow how rude
So rude
The rudest!

Instead of being negative
Why don't you come over
I can finish climbing you like I said I would

[warandpeace]

I'm surprised you didn't add in that you're the Baskin Robbins of flavored condoms in your request.

You should choose someone lower to the ground so you don't fall off and hurt yourself.

[sidecars]

[ Baskin what now? ]

I'm still working on my flavored stock
Don't want to tease the ship with a work in progress

I don't fall
I'm very acrobatic