[Text, March 12]

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Ok, I'm asking. What is everyone's job? I'm looking for that one guy who has a worse job than mine. Just one.

And I'm hoping Taco Tuesdays aren't a thing here. That's just a disaster waiting to happen.

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[hellsbel]

[smirk] Don't give Loki ideas.

I'm probably not the person you're looking for, but what's your job?

[pushed]

Someone I should look out for?

Sanitation, which is not at all as bad as it sounds.

Hey, does sarcasm come through in texts?

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[imanapexpredator]

i'm supposed to be a 'documentation officer'. so basically i just...document things, i guess.

what's your job?

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[pushed]

So kind of like a secretary?

Sanitation. They tossed around some other words in there, but that's what it came down to.

[vengeance_driven]

I work in the Cargo Bay, but that's not too bad.

[pushed]

Sounds like it might involve some heavy lifting. But yeah, that's not terrible.

[whynotgoonmyown]

Hmm... I'll tell you if you really want, but if your job's that bad, I don't think I'll make you feel much better.

[pushed]

I'm guessing that means that yours is pretty good.

Lay it on me. What, ice cream taste tester? Dance instructor? Do you own the ship?

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[takeitslow]

I'm a body guard for one of the captains, so my job involves a whole lot of doing nothing. Everything has to be worse than that.

[That grin on his face? Because he can just play games on his MID all days and as long as he follows the captain around he's 'working'.]

What did they stick you with?

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[pushed]

I'm surprised no one's made a move on them yet.

Waste Disposal Technician. I'd like to think that my dad would be proud, but I know better.

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[ersatzeverything]

I'm the ship's hairdresser. [He's not wearing his wig today so it's close shaved head all the way.]

I hope everybody likes buzz cuts.

[Deacon is actually a Stealth Operative. And a liar.]

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[pushed]

Are you the only one? Because I don't think that's a good look for me.

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[curiousnotmalicious]

[Dutch gives a facial shrug.] Probably one of the least essential jobs on the Moira. I'm a welding tech. As far as I've seen, the ship doesn't need a lot of repairs.

[She slouches slightly and wrinkles her eyebrows curiously.] What have they got you doing that's so terrible?

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[pushed]

That's good, though. Maybe this thing will actually hold together until it can get us back home.

Waste disposal. Very essential, but not so great.

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[cardboard_boss]

I'm a Defense Co-Ordination Officer.

[What? You asked what people's jobs were. This is his.]

Mine's not too bad considering what I do for a living.

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[pushed]

See, now I gotta ask. What do you do for a living?

[imahologram]

Navigation tech. I doubt it's the worst aboard.

[pushed]

Doesn't sound like it. Does that mean you're helping them decide where we're going?

not really here;

[whoami]

[ There's nothing really here. Nothing to see. Nothing to reply to. But as an MID tech Sam already has files on various crew, but he wants to see how they will act and react.

Sorry about your placement. On the upside you at least wield a lot of power by just refusing to help someone out? ]

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[pickingup]

You show me yours and I'll show you mine.

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[pushed]

If I show you mine first, I'll never get to see yours.

Hold on, I didn't mean it like that.

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[skatebird]

I'm a bodyguard for one of the captains. I guess it could get pretty dangerous but it's been easy so far.

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[pushed]

Some other guy said he had that job too. Honestly, not sure if I'd trade.

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[hatesimprovising]

Wait, let me guess: they finally hired another sanitation guy.

Guess that makes us coworkers. Hi, I'm Wash.

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[pushed]

Okay, so far we're actually tied for worst job.

Nick. How long have they had you doing it?

[daintylegs]

i was waste disposal back in my world for a while
i sympathise
luckily i didnt stay in waste disposal, bc that would have been a depressing way to live

[pushed]

Yeah, it sure would. Thanks for pointing that out.

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[dislocked]

Taco Tuesdays?

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[pushed]

Best day of the week. Or it was, now it just scares me.

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[diamondslap]

Arbitration officer.
Everyone's so boring, they won't even poison each other or commit a murder to make it vaguely interesting.
It's bloody awful.

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[pushed]

I'm not so sure that counts as awful.