[Text, March 12]

[pushed]

Ok, I'm asking. What is everyone's job? I'm looking for that one guy who has a worse job than mine. Just one.

And I'm hoping Taco Tuesdays aren't a thing here. That's just a disaster waiting to happen.

Comments

[curiousnotmalicious]

Ah, yes, the ear story! How does that go? I cut it off and give it to a prostitute? [A playful smile crosses her face.] No, I don't think that'll do at all. Prostitutes these days don't really value body parts as gifts. They wouldn't appreciate that in the slightest.

[pushed]

I can honestly say that every prostitute I've met would not accept an ear.

[curiousnotmalicious]

[She gives a facial shrug. I can't blame them. Most respectable business establishments on Earth won't accept ears as currency and as keepsakes ears are kind of creepy.