Video

[saveyourserpent]

[If one were to look closely at the video feed, they might notice some blond stubble on the man's face and a look of discomfort.]

So what do I have to do to get a razor around here?

[He's about to turn the video off, but he seems to change his mind at the last second.]

It's sort of an emergency.

Thanks.

Comments

Re: video

[saveyourserpent]

That'd do it. I guess my circumstances were a bit more dire.

[Really takes being dead to make you appreciate your new prison.]

Trust me, I've complained about it other times too. Once I take care of this issue, place'll be just fine. [Except for everything else.]

Re: video

[noitatnacni]

Oh man; I'd hate to think what kind of circumstances would make this seem like the better option.

[Even if he's still way too fussy about his facial hair.]

I'm sorry.

Re: video

[saveyourserpent]

Could be a lot of circumstances, really. It's not ideal, obviously, but at least it's got, you know, the basics.

[He's fussy about other things too. This is just the complaint of the day.]

It's fine. Shit happens, as they say.