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[justabit]

if someone could theoretically make you anything in you could imagine, what would you ask for

"a way back home" or "ways to contact my family" are stupid ideas and off the table. im not a miracle worker im a scientist

i'm not making any weapons for anyone either so dont ask

beyond that its a free-for-all. making no promises that i'll actually take your suggestion to heart unless its a REALLY good idea or you've got a good bribe

otherwise, nothing's too crazy for me to figure out so really dream big here go nuts

Comments

[justabit]

problems that i dont care about

[knaval]

is that not the epitome of bizarre science slag??
i mean unless you're on brainstorm's level which is like
existential guns and time traveling briefcases

[justabit]

don't fuck around with time travel, dawg. that shit'll bite you in the ass faster than a desperate chick at a local club

also it's not science slang, dumbass it's a fucking meme

[knaval]

we kind of had to to save the universe
try telling that to brainstorm
actualy i think you and brainstorm would get a long he's super in to mega weird science

[to the point where destructive energy is measured in brainstorms! 0.1 brainstorms is enough to destroy a sun. shame riptide doesn't know it.]

ok i'm starting to feel a little out the loop here
what is a
meme
teach me, angry science homan
teach me about memes

im sorry

[justabit]

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[this reply takes nearly an hour later before it's sent]

SCREAMS NON STOP FOR 5 YEARS

[knaval]

is this memes

I'M SORRY

[justabit]

yes

send that text to anyone you know on this ship. the point of memes is to spread them around until they inevitably make it back to the person who started it but only after each and every person has seen or heard about it first

listen to grandpa rick, spread the joy

DON'T BE

[knaval]

i sent it to my commander
i mean hopefully he can appreciate human culture and also doesn't murder me

[justabit]

if he ends up murdering you at least you've died a hero

[knaval]

let me make a pre-mortem statement that i do not donate my body to science
so don't try anything

[justabit]

but you'd make such a nice little spaceship

imagine me driving around the galaxy with your face on the front of the car

[knaval]

IT'S EVEN WORSE HE WANTS TO TALK TO ME ABOUT IT
can you invent something to stop your commanding officer trying to talk to you about the finer points of human memes
help he's asking about the politics of it