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[justabit]

if someone could theoretically make you anything in you could imagine, what would you ask for

"a way back home" or "ways to contact my family" are stupid ideas and off the table. im not a miracle worker im a scientist

i'm not making any weapons for anyone either so dont ask

beyond that its a free-for-all. making no promises that i'll actually take your suggestion to heart unless its a REALLY good idea or you've got a good bribe

otherwise, nothing's too crazy for me to figure out so really dream big here go nuts

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SCREAMS NON STOP FOR 5 YEARS

[knaval]

is this memes

I'M SORRY

[justabit]

yes

send that text to anyone you know on this ship. the point of memes is to spread them around until they inevitably make it back to the person who started it but only after each and every person has seen or heard about it first

listen to grandpa rick, spread the joy

DON'T BE

[knaval]

i sent it to my commander
i mean hopefully he can appreciate human culture and also doesn't murder me

[justabit]

if he ends up murdering you at least you've died a hero

[knaval]

let me make a pre-mortem statement that i do not donate my body to science
so don't try anything

[justabit]

but you'd make such a nice little spaceship

imagine me driving around the galaxy with your face on the front of the car

[knaval]

IT'S EVEN WORSE HE WANTS TO TALK TO ME ABOUT IT
can you invent something to stop your commanding officer trying to talk to you about the finer points of human memes
help he's asking about the politics of it