AUDIO / backdated a little

[notoriousdeathmonster]

Hey, so, if this thing really works like it's supposed to and it repeats whatever I say to it to everyone else... [SIGH.] I could kind of use some help. If anyone's by the feeding area? I need someone to go in there for me and get me something to eat, because whoever built this magic flying boat just HAD to cover EVERYTHING there in WOOD so I can't go in there without setting the whole thing on fire –

[She breaks off with a huff. She is really kind of embarrassed by having to ask for this – she does not like it at all. What's a good way to stop yourself feeling embarrassed? Oblique threats, probably. So:]

And, well, if nobody does go get me something, then I'll have to work out some other way to get food, and I'm pretty sure no one's going to like that.

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[scowls]

[ Fenris does not appreciate threats. ]

And I am quite certain that you will not enjoy the consequences of threatening me or mine.

[notoriousdeathmonster]

[Honestly, Peril wanted to make a good impression here. She honestly did. She just. You know. Faced with something like this she can't not be a jerk.

Of course, it's not like she didn't start it...]

Oh, please. Isn't everything here some kind of tiny scavenger-human thing?

[scowls]

[ Very faint disgust shades Fenris' voice now. ]

I am no human.

[notoriousdeathmonster]

[Another dragon? No, she decides, she would definitely be able to tell...

She scoffs, channelling some of the condescending smugness she learned from Scarlet.]

Well, I'd be happy to eat something bigger than a human.

[scowls]

[ Smugness he's familiar with. That's ever magister he's ever met. Fenris sneers. ]

And I would be happy to rip your heart out if you tried.

[notoriousdeathmonster]

[She snorts. She's honestly kind of tempted to find this guy and start something – everything's been so much since she got here that she's itching for a fight.]

That'd be a great way to lose your hand.

[scowls]

[ Fenris laughs. Legitimately amused laughter. It takes him a moment to sober. ]

That isn't possible. But I thank you for the jest.

[notoriousdeathmonster]

[She sounds curious and irritated all at once.] Why not?

[scowls]

[ Even though she's threatened people, she made him laugh. This one, he'll give her. ]

I'm solid only when I wish to be. If you tried to take my hand, I would become insubstantial.

i love this bc its like they're two assholes online trying to oneup each other's OCs' special powers

[notoriousdeathmonster]

Huh. [That's pretty cool, actually. Might even make for an interesting fight...

That thought trails off as she realises she's thinking of how much Scarlet would enjoy watching something like that, how it would make a worthy spectacle for her arena. Ugh. She sounds distinctly less interested after that.]

Well, it doesn't matter. You'd have to be solid to try to rip out my heart, and if you touched me, your claws would burn off.

omg, I know! I love this!

[scowls]

[ He shouldn't be trying to pick a fight with this woman, but she's saying makes her sound like a rage demon. He isn't afraid of them. ]

You assume I fear such burns. Or that I'm slow enough to be burned.

[ He sounds only confident. In truth, he feels nothing but confidence. After what he's faced, little makes him afraid for his life. ]

I am not.

clasps my hand to my chest

[notoriousdeathmonster]

I think you're underestimating my fire.

this is the best cr

[scowls]

And I think you underestimate me, madame.

i cherish it already

[notoriousdeathmonster]

[Scarlet be damned, she wants to fight this guy.]

Maybe we should find out.

[scowls]

Perhaps we should.

[ A slight pause, and he adds; ]

Though I suspect you ought to eat first. I would prefer to face you at your best.

[notoriousdeathmonster]

Well, being hungry makes me pretty fierce...

[scowls]

I don't doubt it does. But hunger also makes one weak. This I well know.

[notoriousdeathmonster]

Are you sure you're not just trying to weasel out of getting eaten?

[scowls]

[ He sighs, sounding faintly exasperated. ]

I have no cause to fear what cannot be done.

[notoriousdeathmonster]

Hahaha. We'll see. Okay, where can I find you?

[scowls]

Eat first. We can discuss the rest later.

[notoriousdeathmonster]

Pffft. Fine.