Peter Maximoff (
takeitslow) wrote in
thisavrou2016-02-05 01:29 am
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[The video jumps around a little, shaky as he moves around the rec area. Thankfully he's going at a pace that can actually be seen by the human eye. The screen is just a shaky shot of the pool area, jerking a bit as he speaks.]
So, the pool. That's a really nice touch. Almost makes up for us being stuck in space. But, you know, I'm going to give it to you guys because I've always wanted a pool- well a bigger pool. We had one of those blow up kiddie things, but no one over the age of eight wants to be caught dead in that thing. Anyway, this. This is a step towards making this place less like a weird prison sentence.
What's not cool, on like the top ten list of really screwed up things about this place, is what you're lacking. You do have some issues with with rabid dogs and apparently you guys blew up a planet, like what? And while I'd really like to punch whatever lost my headphones, hey. I'll live. But the worst thing?
[Peter finally comes into view, a frowning mess of silver hair and bad fashion.]
I've not found a single Twinkie in this place. No Ding Dongs, no Ho Hos. Not even a Sno Ball. You guys are really killing me here.
So, the pool. That's a really nice touch. Almost makes up for us being stuck in space. But, you know, I'm going to give it to you guys because I've always wanted a pool- well a bigger pool. We had one of those blow up kiddie things, but no one over the age of eight wants to be caught dead in that thing. Anyway, this. This is a step towards making this place less like a weird prison sentence.
What's not cool, on like the top ten list of really screwed up things about this place, is what you're lacking. You do have some issues with with rabid dogs and apparently you guys blew up a planet, like what? And while I'd really like to punch whatever lost my headphones, hey. I'll live. But the worst thing?
[Peter finally comes into view, a frowning mess of silver hair and bad fashion.]
I've not found a single Twinkie in this place. No Ding Dongs, no Ho Hos. Not even a Sno Ball. You guys are really killing me here.

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( look, peter, find some twinkies and ivan will absolutely try one. )
I get that you're from the past now, if you don't have spaceships. Which explains why I've never heard of those -- even on Earth.
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[He's going to get twinkies for everyone, just to prove a point.]
Wait, where are you from? Past? I mean, yeah I guess Wanda's from like way in the future. I've been trying not to think about it. But the 70s isn't that far back, right?
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( you're a true hero, peter. )
For me it is. I'm from the 31st century and the planet Barrayar.
( ivan says, not at all smugly.
ok there's a little bit of smug. he just can't help it, although he would like someone else to show up in the ballpark of the 3000s, just so that he and the rest of the people from his universe aren't the only ones. )
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[If it comes out a bit bitter, well, someone's seen enough of the news to have opinions on the current war going on back home.]
Dude, what? Like the wine thing would make me think Europe, but you're like an alien? You look normal. No green skin or bug eyes or anything. Kind of boring. You should complain.
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Eighteen? They don't send us out into combat until we're twenty and graduated the Service Academy. And even then it's not like anyone not posted to ship duty or ImpSec ever gets to see action. ( and to think the rest of the universe calls them barbaric! peter sounds like he's american -- it's a betan accent, only not, and he's coming to recognize one when he hears it. and beta colony came from america way back when. )
Good God, no. I'm as human as you are. The rest of that sounds like mutations gone horribly wrong. Wrong-er.
( ivan vorpatril, no. )
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Any trace of good humor has fallen from his face; his expression left hard and brittle.]
What do you mean horribly wrong? What's wrong with mutations?
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The part where they exist? S'nothing a good gene clean won't catch these days, but you know -- no one wants to be running around with a mutation. Everyone's still jumpy about it, though. Miles gets confused for one all the time on account of looking like, well, he does.
( yeah, later than this. )
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Dude, what the fuck is your problem? Gene clean? What, like, you'd just get rid of someone for it? What have you got against mutants? You're an ass. Total ass. There's nothing wrong with it.
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( ivan, no )
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Guess again, asshole. I am and I'm pretty pissed.
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But you don't look like one. S'something you can't see?
( that's not helping. )
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This is natural! No one's deformed. Mutants might have freaky powers and maybe some freaky looks but they aren't deformed. I'm not deformed. Seriously, just dig the hole deeper. Who thinks its a good idea to talk shit about mutants to a mutant?
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You're talking shit about mutants and you're not even acknowledging the powers? Come on, the abilities are the best part.
[The screen becomes a blur and Peter's in the mess hall instead of the rec room.]
Powers! That's why everyone has such an issue with us, right?
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What, no. It's about harmful mutations in the genome and threatening the stability of a limited population-- you're a mutant and you get powers?
( there is only one person who has powers in his universe and ivan doesn't even know that telepath exists. )
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Duh. Haven't you been listening? Of course we get powers. What are you babbling on about genomes and populations?
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( and not, you know, horrifying and damaging. )
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[And now Peter's starting to catch on.]
You don't even know about the powers? Why are you freaking out then?
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[He groans, takes a few laps around the room to burn off the frustration.]
Look, just don't go saying stuff about mutants okay? Like, explain this calmly and without saying anything gross.
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( he's got it. probably. maybe. a little. but then he squints at the feed curiously. )
So. What is your power?
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I'm fast. Very fast. Like outrun bullets fast.
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( or something. he's probably the worst at explaining this. )
What about energy weapons? Seems like a nice talent to have, I guess.
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