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[takeitslow]

[The video jumps around a little, shaky as he moves around the rec area. Thankfully he's going at a pace that can actually be seen by the human eye. The screen is just a shaky shot of the pool area, jerking a bit as he speaks.]

So, the pool. That's a really nice touch. Almost makes up for us being stuck in space. But, you know, I'm going to give it to you guys because I've always wanted a pool- well a bigger pool. We had one of those blow up kiddie things, but no one over the age of eight wants to be caught dead in that thing. Anyway, this. This is a step towards making this place less like a weird prison sentence.

What's not cool, on like the top ten list of really screwed up things about this place, is what you're lacking. You do have some issues with with rabid dogs and apparently you guys blew up a planet, like what? And while I'd really like to punch whatever lost my headphones, hey. I'll live. But the worst thing?

[Peter finally comes into view, a frowning mess of silver hair and bad fashion.]

I've not found a single Twinkie in this place. No Ding Dongs, no Ho Hos. Not even a Sno Ball. You guys are really killing me here.

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[gentlemenpreferblondes]

Why, is that an invitation, Peter? [Careful now. She'll take it as one.]

Good luck on that.

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[takeitslow]

Maybe. [He has no idea what he's doing, but he sure is doing it.]

Got all the luck I need, honey.

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[gentlemenpreferblondes]

[Oh please Peter, keep doing it. J's enjoying this far too much.]

Right-o. I'll be waiting to hear more about you.

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[takeitslow]

[He'll never stop.]

I promise you won't be waiting long.

[Is that winking he's doing? Yes, yes it is.]

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[gentlemenpreferblondes]

I should hope not. It's rude to keep a lady waiting.

[And she winks right back.]

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[takeitslow]

[His grin is getting truly ridiculously at this point. The video is cut with suddenly blurs and flashes as he moves around the search, keeping the feed running until he stops to speak.]

Well, anything for a lady.

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[gentlemenpreferblondes]

[Ok, those blurs and sudden flashes are rather distracting. She wonders if this is what it looks like to Sans when he teleports around.]

Maybe I should leave you to it? I trust you'll give me a call when you're done with the place.

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[takeitslow]

Uh, yeah. Yeah, sure.

[He stops long enough to throw her a dumb grin.]

First call, promise. Bye.