Peter Maximoff (
takeitslow) wrote in
thisavrou2016-02-05 01:29 am
01 | Video
[The video jumps around a little, shaky as he moves around the rec area. Thankfully he's going at a pace that can actually be seen by the human eye. The screen is just a shaky shot of the pool area, jerking a bit as he speaks.]
So, the pool. That's a really nice touch. Almost makes up for us being stuck in space. But, you know, I'm going to give it to you guys because I've always wanted a pool- well a bigger pool. We had one of those blow up kiddie things, but no one over the age of eight wants to be caught dead in that thing. Anyway, this. This is a step towards making this place less like a weird prison sentence.
What's not cool, on like the top ten list of really screwed up things about this place, is what you're lacking. You do have some issues with with rabid dogs and apparently you guys blew up a planet, like what? And while I'd really like to punch whatever lost my headphones, hey. I'll live. But the worst thing?
[Peter finally comes into view, a frowning mess of silver hair and bad fashion.]
I've not found a single Twinkie in this place. No Ding Dongs, no Ho Hos. Not even a Sno Ball. You guys are really killing me here.
So, the pool. That's a really nice touch. Almost makes up for us being stuck in space. But, you know, I'm going to give it to you guys because I've always wanted a pool- well a bigger pool. We had one of those blow up kiddie things, but no one over the age of eight wants to be caught dead in that thing. Anyway, this. This is a step towards making this place less like a weird prison sentence.
What's not cool, on like the top ten list of really screwed up things about this place, is what you're lacking. You do have some issues with with rabid dogs and apparently you guys blew up a planet, like what? And while I'd really like to punch whatever lost my headphones, hey. I'll live. But the worst thing?
[Peter finally comes into view, a frowning mess of silver hair and bad fashion.]
I've not found a single Twinkie in this place. No Ding Dongs, no Ho Hos. Not even a Sno Ball. You guys are really killing me here.

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We will have to look for ingredients on the next planet. And ask Loki if we can use part of the kitchen. [Which will probably involve a cut of the treats, provided they turn out to be edible and not terrible astronaut food Twinkies.]
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[The laugh and wide smile say he's not sorry at all.]
You figure out what's in them and I'll get you all the ingredients. I'm good at finding stuff I want. [Meaning he'll steal it.] Think he'll agree? Cause if not we can just sneak in at night.