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[beeped]

have you seen this baby godzilla?

[There's a photo of a small, mini-Compsognathus. It's clearly a young one, barely the size of a chick.]

now you have and he's the cutest fucking thing and i'm keeping him forever. i saved him from all that grey water, it was such a shitty situation.

anyway, the thing is that little teddie here isn't like littlefoot and doesn't give a shit about tree stars

so what's a fella to do? i tried the soylent crap and he got kinda bored with it. i figure he must like the taste of people directly and not processed or whatever. does anyone have a bug or mouse problem? teddie is down to be pimped out for live eats. or i at least think he might like that better.

also if anyone's got stuff i can use for a leash and collar let me know. if he's anything like me i'm going to need it

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[beeped]

[Richie's eyes widen, jaw dropping.]

Why not? Different colors are different flavors. What if he likes variety?

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[shiro2hero]

Because they belong to a friend of mine. They're important to her.

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[beeped]

Oh. [That's a good enough reason. He's quiet for a brief moment, petting Teddie carefully.] Are they normal multicolors or not normal ones?

Just 'cause I don't want Teddie to eat the wrong ones.

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[shiro2hero]

[That's a good sign. And his tone softens.]

They're not normal colors for mice, no. Yellow, blue, green and pink.

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[beeped]

I'll make sure Teddie doesn't eat those kind. Those colors might give him a tummy ache anyway.

[This is the logic of a child who thinks explaining this to a dinosaur will make a difference at all.]

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[shiro2hero]

That's all we can ask. Me and my friend both.

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[beeped]

Do you want me to tell you if I ever see them? Are they lost mice?

[He's covering all his bases here, just to make sure that he's handling it all the best way.]

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[shiro2hero]

You could, but... they usually know their way around pretty well.

My friend keeps track of them herself. So as long as your buddy isn't trying to eat her pets? You should be fine.

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[beeped]

I'll make sure he steers clear, everything'll be kosher.

[Coupled with a thumbs-up.]

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[shiro2hero]

We'll owe you one there, buddy. Thanks.