Lady Aurelia Hammerlock (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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thisavrou2016-01-05 06:34 pm
diamondslap) wrote in thisavrou2016-01-05 06:34 pm
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Hello.
This is Aurelia Hammerlock, Baroness and one of your new Arbitration Officers.
I've only been here for several days, but it's plain to see that all your problems are entirely, completely and obnoxiously boring.
[speaking of obnoxious...]
If you have such a severe lack of common sense that you actually require my services, please ensure that it's for something interesting.
Anything else will be disregarded and most likely laughed at.
This is Aurelia Hammerlock, Baroness and one of your new Arbitration Officers.
I've only been here for several days, but it's plain to see that all your problems are entirely, completely and obnoxiously boring.
[speaking of obnoxious...]
If you have such a severe lack of common sense that you actually require my services, please ensure that it's for something interesting.
Anything else will be disregarded and most likely laughed at.
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I can only recommend you keep the Oz Kits aboard this floating bucket well stocked.
[aurelia fully expects this ship to be blown up or otherwise destroyed at some point. a lot of people in one place tends to end with many explosions, in her experience.]