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[diamondslap]

Hello.
This is Aurelia Hammerlock, Baroness and one of your new Arbitration Officers.
I've only been here for several days, but it's plain to see that all your problems are entirely, completely and obnoxiously boring.

[speaking of obnoxious...]

If you have such a severe lack of common sense that you actually require my services, please ensure that it's for something interesting.
Anything else will be disregarded and most likely laughed at.

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[Gregor, on the other hand, is refusing to rise to the bait. He's curious about her, though Maybe he can out-bland her.]


My foster-brother Miles has an office. I do not strictly recommend attempting to remove him. That's the only one I know of, besides the captains'.

[diamondslap]

Flip a coin.

[lets_see_what_happens]

Heads.

[diamondslap]

Captains.

[lets_see_what_happens]

I see. Best of luck, then.