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[diamondslap]

Hello.
This is Aurelia Hammerlock, Baroness and one of your new Arbitration Officers.
I've only been here for several days, but it's plain to see that all your problems are entirely, completely and obnoxiously boring.

[speaking of obnoxious...]

If you have such a severe lack of common sense that you actually require my services, please ensure that it's for something interesting.
Anything else will be disregarded and most likely laughed at.

Comments

[highlyintuitive]

Do you know what they say about people who say things are boring?

[diamondslap]

Something about how it turns out I was the boring one all along?

[highlyintuitive]

No. Means you aren't paying attention. Inattentive people are more like to catch a bullet than ones who find things interesting.

[diamondslap]

I've spent the last several weeks trying to avoid people wanting to shoot me.

[diamondslap]

[wait shit she just burned herself.]

Because
I was in a very interesting situation
With interesting people!









Shut up.

[highlyintuitive]

Don't need to say anything. You did it to yourself.

[diamondslap]

I did no such thing.