text.

[camouflage]

Let's talk hypotheticals.

You're crossing a suspension bridge. You have to reach the other side at any cost. The bridge is wide enough only for one person to pass at a time.

A man approaches from the other side with a gun. How do you cross?

Comments

[camouflage]

[






ah]

Let me simplify the question. Would you or would you not kill someone, potentially someone you care about, to get something you desperately wanted?

[because what the fuck are magic missiles]

[chaoticlootral]

[ Guns are tools that shoot magic missiles. ]

Again, just reemphasizing, I have fantastical magic powers so this seems like an other people's problem kind of thing.

Why, what's up with you, homie? Gonna waste your buddy to get the last eggo in the box?

[camouflage]

I wouldn't know. I don't come from a world with magic.

[it's s c i e n c e. vaguely explained science, that's complete bullshit, but science.]

And I have no idea what an eggo is. But no. Just curious about the people here.

[chaoticlootral]

Kind of a weird icebreaker, my guy. I normally start with something simpler. What's your sign? Any hobbies? A/S/L?

Pretty sure when you start swinging around with "would you shoot your friends in the face" you're gonna get a bunch of bullshit.

[camouflage]

That's the whole point of the exercise. 'Bullshit' answers are perfectly fine.

[chaoticlootral]

Cool cool great! What's your extremely scientific exercise thingy saying about me?

[camouflage]

That you march to your own drum.

[that's his nice way of saying you clearly try to be a wildcard.]

[chaoticlootral]

I do try.

Still think you coulda gotten to that deep cut just by asking my sign.

[camouflage]

So, what is it? A jester?

[haHAA]

[chaoticlootral]

Funny! A funny guy. Here, passed down from my ancestors:

....................../´¯/)
....................,/¯../
.................../..../
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(
..............\.............\...

[camouflage]

[alright that got him to laugh]

Your ancestors made a huge contribution to society.

[chaoticlootral]

[excuse me that's deeply serious elven lore that's very real]

The middle finger salute
and you know
me
are two of the greatest exports of New Elfington.
I come from a long line of trendsetters!

[camouflage]

[john is obviously trying to be very respectful of this very serious information he's been given]

So what's your trend that you've set?

[chaoticlootral]

I'm Taako? From TV? My entire life is basically a trend. If there was some sort of system where you could follow a dude's life and hear his life advice in short snippets or peruse portraits of him doing dope shit on the regular, I'd have at least a million followers, for sure.

Apart from the bits that are classified, but that's not my fault.

[camouflage]

[literally who]

Sorry, don't know you. And I don't watch TV.