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[camouflage]

Let's talk hypotheticals.

You're crossing a suspension bridge. You have to reach the other side at any cost. The bridge is wide enough only for one person to pass at a time.

A man approaches from the other side with a gun. How do you cross?

Comments

[camouflage]

So, what is it? A jester?

[haHAA]

[chaoticlootral]

Funny! A funny guy. Here, passed down from my ancestors:

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[camouflage]

[alright that got him to laugh]

Your ancestors made a huge contribution to society.

[chaoticlootral]

[excuse me that's deeply serious elven lore that's very real]

The middle finger salute
and you know
me
are two of the greatest exports of New Elfington.
I come from a long line of trendsetters!

[camouflage]

[john is obviously trying to be very respectful of this very serious information he's been given]

So what's your trend that you've set?

[chaoticlootral]

I'm Taako? From TV? My entire life is basically a trend. If there was some sort of system where you could follow a dude's life and hear his life advice in short snippets or peruse portraits of him doing dope shit on the regular, I'd have at least a million followers, for sure.

Apart from the bits that are classified, but that's not my fault.

[camouflage]

[literally who]

Sorry, don't know you. And I don't watch TV.