pallantias (
pallantias) wrote in
thisavrou2016-01-01 08:10 pm
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audio; an open message to the captains
This is ridiculous. More than ridiculous, it’s… it’s actively idiotic.
If any of your claims about our abductions being “accidental” are true, your primary objective should be to return us to our home-planets as quickly and efficiently as possible. Instead, you want us to stay on this planet for weeks while the natives drone on about meaningless distractions like dating and love. [There’s a brief pause here, and one can easily imagine the speaker shaking her head in disgust.] Even if you did have ulterior motives in taking us, which is more than likely, there is no reason to have us stay on this irrelevant planet other than to waste our time.
I don’t know about my crewmates, but I have already been away for too long. I had -- have an objective back on Pandora and if these pointless diversions end up preventing its completion, I will make you pay for it. [She lets the threat hang there for a moment before speaking again.]
Athena, out.
If any of your claims about our abductions being “accidental” are true, your primary objective should be to return us to our home-planets as quickly and efficiently as possible. Instead, you want us to stay on this planet for weeks while the natives drone on about meaningless distractions like dating and love. [There’s a brief pause here, and one can easily imagine the speaker shaking her head in disgust.] Even if you did have ulterior motives in taking us, which is more than likely, there is no reason to have us stay on this irrelevant planet other than to waste our time.
I don’t know about my crewmates, but I have already been away for too long. I had -- have an objective back on Pandora and if these pointless diversions end up preventing its completion, I will make you pay for it. [She lets the threat hang there for a moment before speaking again.]
Athena, out.

video
[never mind those intentions may involve stabbing someone.]
Tell me, did they grab anyone else? Nisha, maybe? Wilhelm? They would probably be most beneficial.
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[though, to be fair, she only really liked how little questions athena asked and her shield.]
audio;
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[at the second question, she laughs slightly.]
Atlas? Darling, do I look like a corpse?
audio;
No. [Most Atlas employees don't. Yet.]
Re: audio;
[she actually sounds somewhat surprised/offended. she debates with herself if she can be bothered trying to solve this.]
Now, what have you been doing, my dear?
audio;
My official role on the ship is “Public Relations Officer.” [You can practically hear the air quotes in her voice.] In other words, non-essential.
Re: audio;
[that is literally the funniest thing aurelia has heard in a while and she didn't expect it to come from athena.]
You, Athena? Public Relations? Heavens, they must truly despise their crew. How many have you shot already?
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The natives ask that we indulge in their odd notions of matching and we ask that you play nice while we get the things we need.
[Nobody has to leave the ship while it's docked for loading but the captains know, and some of the crew would agree, that it's good to get out here and there.]
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It may seem foolish, but if filling out a survey is all it takes to let us purchase supplies, then it doesn't seem so large a thing.
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voice;
[And fewer creepy genetics overtones that had Wanda wanting to nope right out of there.]
If we are going home this is cruel.
audio;
[ The feisty barking of a purse dog. ]
Don't try and blind us with all this, you know, swell technology! And space!
[ God, space is so cool hnnngh! ]
[text]
Unless you would prefer we cause another incident?
text;
You still haven’t told us what you stole from them.