welcomeprofessor: (⛒ saving all my love for you)
cнarleѕ ғrancιѕ χavιer ¹⁹⁸³ ([personal profile] welcomeprofessor) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2017-06-21 10:18 pm

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[The video feed here is set up very much like he's filming an orientation video; he knows little else other than strict formality here, but...when it comes to his school, he would say he finds the professionalism appropriate.]

The purpose for this is twofold, so I suppose I'll just get started.

Over the last few weeks of getting settled into this environment, learning its...well "intricacies" is a small word for it, perhaps eccentricities is better, I believe now more than ever that we need some tangible return to normalcy. I would like to have the school-- [and with the video feed he links something that looks very much like an old-school brochure, (which will very much omit the whole "subbasement" part of the post (and is not icly-literal).).] --up and running within the month. We have the faculties and facilities for a number of traditional subjects: literature, biology, philosophy, physical education [though it might sound like he means something very different by this] and a few other outliers, but we are still very much in need of some help in the history and mathematics departments. (Though I'll take more esoteric lessons under advisement).

[He pauses then, and his demeanor shifts entirely, shifting from cold to amiably warm like he's flipped a switch.]

As for the second point, and no less salient: it is my understanding that I am not the only one of my kind here, and that we are not, perhaps, the only ones particularly gifted. For those of you who may not identify as mutants, I would love the opportunity to speak with you about the nature of your powers.

[He pauses to consider that request for a moment, and follows up with an addendum:]

If any of you are comfortable doing so.
redshitlord: (Like a separate wind)

good he needs a dad

[personal profile] redshitlord 2017-06-22 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Oh wait. Wait, is this one of those things where like... you're human, but online you're like... a woodland creature or something? You're a furby?

[He could not possibly be further from the truth. And no, the word 'mutant' flew right over his pointy head.]

Uh, yeah no. Maybe for you squishy organic types. But me? I got everything I need right up in my processor.
redshitlord: (who's this other guy you got)

i dont know what's wrong with him im sorry

[personal profile] redshitlord 2017-06-22 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Right, right. It's in your coding, you can't help but be a fuzzy hop hop or whatever.

[It sounds pretty damn flippant but honestly, if this human agreed, he'd just kind of go with it.]

Yeah, and it was lame. I skipped out, as soon as possible, man.
redshitlord: (no more for sure)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2017-06-22 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, sure, rabbit. Then... a wolficon? Those are like, super popular on AltArt. [He pauses.] Nnnnnot that I know. At all.

And psh, you'd be surprised. They weren't gonna gimme anything I needed. And plus? I'm doing great as it is.
redshitlord: (but don't think it bothers me at all)

STICKS FINGERS IN NONEXISTENT EARS

[personal profile] redshitlord 2017-06-22 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh well two can play at that game. That arm-crossing game.]

Human sciences? Nah, bro. I'm good.
redshitlord: (hey you)

shhhhhh

[personal profile] redshitlord 2017-06-25 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sideswipe is only dangerous to logic. But that's probably going to be apparent sooner than later.]

And it's all a snooze-fest, my dude.

Seriously.

I'm a defender of Earth or something like that and I don't need it any. Me and Grim get by just fine.
redshitlord: (With one hand off the side)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2017-06-25 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno. Maybe?

[He just... shrugs. A lot. Because he honestly has no idea.]

What else am I supposed to think when it's all, "No Sideswipe, sit down and follow the rules" or "Flirting with a Combiner is against the law even if the left arm was totally into it".

... and no, dude, not programming. We're like, the total opposite of AI.
redshitlord: (bad hearted boytrap babydoll)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2017-06-27 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
You sound like Ultra Lamenus. Who I still hate. If he's listening.

[Sorry, Charles. It means exactly what you think it means.]

It just... does? Dude, I'm not a medic, I dunno?
redshitlord: (who's this other guy you got)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2017-06-29 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
What, like you're an expert on 'bot biology?
redshitlord: (ya bad hearted boytrap babydoll)

[personal profile] redshitlord 2017-07-04 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Help?

Nah, man. I'm good. Nobody here to get all tangled up with anyways. Just me.

[And. That sucks. A lot. But hey, he's not going to get into that much.]