o4 🔥 text (nsfw, drugs, etc.)

[pillz]

scenario: bae is mad cuz u didnt fuck him good

& now there ain't nothing making it right. not all the fucking cocaine and free porn and $900 scotch and diamond encrusted watches and faberge eggs (literal) and novelty dildos and dick sucking in the world. in two worlds. i'm talking about two fucking worlds worth of that shit on offer, and he still mad.

what the fuck am i supposed to do

waht do you do

what have you done. only solutions that work thx

Comments

[pillz]

i dunno wut half that shit is man
what r u one of tohse girly lookin guys

[like kavinsky has room to talk!1 ok he doesn't really.]

or wuz ur momma just real butch

[liberaltus]

I don't think anyone could possibly look at me and call me girly.

Devastatingly handsome. Yes.
Well fit. Yes.
Fetching. Yes.
Gorgeous. Beautiful. Certainly.
Magnetic. It works.

My mother had very fine cheek bones.

[He's not at all self-centered]

[pillz]

tahts nice
have u considered writin okcpuid profiles 4 people
or this description pwoers only work for urself

[liberaltus]

oh I have a gift for describing just about anyone
but that is a power I should keep to myself
it would go down like a peach pit

[pillz]

hteres probably someone in the multivers ewhos into that
mayb u should make some money makin gay dating profiles
& u let me know if theres a market for gay faberge eggs & gay wh isky

[liberaltus]

I could always start with you since you seem to be looking for something very specific

[pillz]

nah ill go for jus about any white guy wit a good size dick
just layin out what i got to offer
:(
sad list
;(

[liberaltus]

White guy?

[Yeah, Thedas does not follow the same logic when it comes to race. Skin color is not a factor.]

[pillz]

hyes
instead of like
black brown red yellow

[that's a little different.]

[liberaltus]

I'm still not certain I understand
People are prismatic where you come from?

[It's not that there isn't skin color in Dorian's world it simply doesn't matter as much, nor is it referred to in such...respects.]

[pillz]

u fuckin serious man?
skin color?
u guys dont have
skin?

[liberaltus]

No we have scales and feathers
Of course we have skin, but the color of it is simply irrelevant