o4 🔥 text (nsfw, drugs, etc.)

[pillz]

scenario: bae is mad cuz u didnt fuck him good

& now there ain't nothing making it right. not all the fucking cocaine and free porn and $900 scotch and diamond encrusted watches and faberge eggs (literal) and novelty dildos and dick sucking in the world. in two worlds. i'm talking about two fucking worlds worth of that shit on offer, and he still mad.

what the fuck am i supposed to do

waht do you do

what have you done. only solutions that work thx

Comments

[saveyourserpent]

...Right. Sure. That's a creative interpretation. I guess something like that's what I meant.

[pillz]

man it ws totally what you meant give take a couple of bowle moevments
idk
i'll think about it
only problem is he fucks me real good
inequality in relationshps suck even if they just fuckin
this is going 2 hurt my self-esteem

[saveyourserpent]

Well, ah, good luck with your fucking, I suppose. I'm sure you'll work something out.

[pillz]

do u really blieve in me ;(

[saveyourserpent]

I do.

Life goes beyond all of that. You're going to figure it out.

[pillz]

u sound like teh dad i shouldve had instead of the one i got
mayb u should shoot one out somet ime

[saveyourserpent]

Oh bloody hell I would not be a good dad.

[Runs in the family, probably!]

[pillz]

is it cuz u don't want 2 clean up diaperz
idk ur fuckin advice seems ok i'm jus sayin

[saveyourserpent]

Well that wasn't what I was thinking of but that would be unpleasant, yes.

Let's just say good fatherhood doesn't exactly run in the family.

[pillz]

i think we call taht genetic essentialism where we come from
dont self hate mbro
u aint ur dad

[saveyourserpent]

[Oh no, not the genes.]

Either way. It's not exactly any sort of desire of mine. I do appreciate the nice words.

[pillz]

ure welcome
im hglad 2 make u feel better
& hope u get ur own gay happiness
ps do u like blonds

[saveyourserpent]

Thanks. I think.

...I don't dislike them, considering I am one, ahaha.

[pillz]

yeh that would b a weird one to get all self-loathin over
u r welcum :)

[saveyourserpent]

It sounds like it, yes. Rather inconsequential, right?

[pillz]

yes
better save that shit up 4 bein a bad dad when time comes

[saveyourserpent]

...Hah, if you say so.