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lance 🌠 a ѕpace-ғarιng ĸιѕѕ вoy ([personal profile] yablueit) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2017-05-11 09:46 pm

video; ICEBREAKERS

Helloooooo ladies, dudes, and various other genders, identities, and lifeforms! Some of you may already know me, but for those who don't, my name is Lance, and today I am comin' at you with some ice breakers! A couple of my friends who shall remain nameless but know who they are are really bad at socializing and are in need of new friends. And I figure, if they are, there's gotta be other people out there who are just as bad, right?

So here's the deal! I'm gonna read some questions, and you guys can answer them! And then you gotta talk to two people you don't already know. I don't count, but talk to me anyway!

Go into as much detail with these as you can want, because they're gonna help you make new friends.

[ He clears his throat, and starts reading. ]

Number one! If you were a vegetable, what vegetable would you be?
Number two, if you could meet any historical figure, who would you choose and why?
Three, what are your top ten favorite foods?
Four, share a description of your favorite material object that you already own, and share why it's important to you.
Annnd five! What color do you think best represents you, and how does being that color make you feel?

[ He takes a second to copy and paste the same questions in a text format along with his video for ease of answering, then grins into the camera again. ]

Everyone got that? Cool, now go meet somebody!

inconsequence: [ABOUT TIME] (❤ secret raids on al quaeda)

[personal profile] inconsequence 2017-05-12 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Why, whatever do you mean?

[They're a completely well-adjusted child between the probable ages of nine and thirteen. So very definitely non-threatening here.]
inconsequence: [ABOUT TIME] (❤ all i can imagine)

[personal profile] inconsequence 2017-05-12 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps I simply have an interest in the medical field.
inconsequence: (❤ prepare for the storm maggot)

[personal profile] inconsequence 2017-05-12 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
This is coming from the man who feels that questions about hypothetically turning into types of food is an adequate gauge for someone's personality. I hardly think you are in the position to judge me.
inconsequence: (❤ but you couldnt)

[personal profile] inconsequence 2017-05-12 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
A thrilling conversation about vegetation. I see.

I was unaware you had such an interest in botany.
inconsequence: (❤ and you will drown in it)

dont be sorry this is beautiful

[personal profile] inconsequence 2017-05-12 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
I have a point of my own I'd like to make, in fact.

A knife point!

I think that I'll be making it with considerable more precision than you have thus far.
inconsequence: (❤ fill me up just like a balloon)

[personal profile] inconsequence 2017-05-12 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
Knives do, in fact, have edges! Congratulations. Did you pass basic geometry, by any chance?
inconsequence: (❤ and let your dirty sadness)

[personal profile] inconsequence 2017-05-12 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
If it's any consolation, I probably end up somewhere in that age bracket. It's rather difficult to tell.
inconsequence: (❤ theyre bones my dudes)

[personal profile] inconsequence 2017-05-13 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
It does, doesn't it? Aging becomes rather superfluous once one has shuffled off this mortal coil, don't you think?
shiro2hero: (get in the fucking lion)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-05-13 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Chara.

He's just being friendly. He's not here to start anything.
inconsequence: +frisk, [ABOUT TIME] (❤ its feasible)

[personal profile] inconsequence 2017-05-13 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Whoops! Looks like I got Dad involved!

That's intervention in record time!
shiro2hero: (my migraines are named Lance too)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-05-13 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not his father.

I'm just saying. He's not hurting anything. This isn't necessary.
inconsequence: [ABOUT TIME], [RANUNCULUS] (❤ butt plugs dont work on bones)

[personal profile] inconsequence 2017-05-13 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Guess I'm just doing this to be a big old jerk!
shiro2hero: (disappointed dad eyebrows)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-05-13 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
You know that isn't what I'm saying, either.
inconsequence: [RANUNCULUS] (❤ step 2)

[personal profile] inconsequence 2017-05-13 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
Then what are you saying? Keep your mouth shut? Stop being such a meanie? Stop acting out like this?

Go on, then. Hit me.


[That's what dads are for, right?]

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shiro2hero: (ever get the same song stuck in your hea)

i dont know why this made me laugh so hard but thank u

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-05-16 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Yep.

That's Chara.
shiro2hero: (SIGHS INTO ETERNITY)

[personal profile] shiro2hero 2017-05-19 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah I do.

I've run into them a few times. And... this is usually how it goes.

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