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video; ICEBREAKERS
Helloooooo ladies, dudes, and various other genders, identities, and lifeforms! Some of you may already know me, but for those who don't, my name is Lance, and today I am comin' at you with some ice breakers! A couple of my friends who shall remain nameless but know who they are are really bad at socializing and are in need of new friends. And I figure, if they are, there's gotta be other people out there who are just as bad, right?
So here's the deal! I'm gonna read some questions, and you guys can answer them! And then you gotta talk to two people you don't already know. I don't count, but talk to me anyway!
Go into as much detail with these as you can want, because they're gonna help you make new friends.
[ He clears his throat, and starts reading. ]
Number one! If you were a vegetable, what vegetable would you be?
Number two, if you could meet any historical figure, who would you choose and why?
Three, what are your top ten favorite foods?
Four, share a description of your favorite material object that you already own, and share why it's important to you.
Annnd five! What color do you think best represents you, and how does being that color make you feel?
[ He takes a second to copy and paste the same questions in a text format along with his video for ease of answering, then grins into the camera again. ]
Everyone got that? Cool, now go meet somebody!
So here's the deal! I'm gonna read some questions, and you guys can answer them! And then you gotta talk to two people you don't already know. I don't count, but talk to me anyway!
Go into as much detail with these as you can want, because they're gonna help you make new friends.
[ He clears his throat, and starts reading. ]
Number one! If you were a vegetable, what vegetable would you be?
Number two, if you could meet any historical figure, who would you choose and why?
Three, what are your top ten favorite foods?
Four, share a description of your favorite material object that you already own, and share why it's important to you.
Annnd five! What color do you think best represents you, and how does being that color make you feel?
[ He takes a second to copy and paste the same questions in a text format along with his video for ease of answering, then grins into the camera again. ]
Everyone got that? Cool, now go meet somebody!
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He's just being friendly. He's not here to start anything.
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That's intervention in record time!
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I'm just saying. He's not hurting anything. This isn't necessary.
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Go on, then. Hit me.
[That's what dads are for, right?]
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Second off: No. All I'm saying is relax.
And I'll say the same to Lance. Both of you just take it easy.
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I'm perfectly relaxed. You seem to be the only one here with a problem!
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[Because honestly, this is something that needs to be said, as opposed to typed. Even as ughhh as he still feels.]
That's not an option. That has never been an option. Not for me, not for anyone on my team.
You're smart enough to know what I mean by "relax", Chara.
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Come on, then.
The smile is as fixed in their tone as it is on their features, a bright, reckless thing that perhaps borders vaguely, infinitesimally, on the hysterical.]
Perhaps I don't. Perhaps you should enlighten me.
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[... he is, ultimately, too tired for it. Even if there's a lot of red flags popping up. That tone alone is one -- a huge one. The way it sounds like they want him to hurt them.]
[And no matter how angry he is -- taking it out on a kid is just wrong.]
Just ease up. That's all.
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[Because nothing says "at ease" like a falsely cheery, overly bright pronouncement like that, right?]
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[Considering he usually says that when he's almost dying...]
You want to leave it like that though? All right.
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[As always - it's different when you do it, Chara. You're the exception. Always, always the exception. Always beyond the conventional restrictions, and never beyond consequences.]
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But I'm guessing trying to explain morbid humor right now is useless.
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[Not that they would have listened.]
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i dont know why this made me laugh so hard but thank u
That's Chara.
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I've run into them a few times. And... this is usually how it goes.
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