video; ICEBREAKERS

[yablueit]

Helloooooo ladies, dudes, and various other genders, identities, and lifeforms! Some of you may already know me, but for those who don't, my name is Lance, and today I am comin' at you with some ice breakers! A couple of my friends who shall remain nameless but know who they are are really bad at socializing and are in need of new friends. And I figure, if they are, there's gotta be other people out there who are just as bad, right?

So here's the deal! I'm gonna read some questions, and you guys can answer them! And then you gotta talk to two people you don't already know. I don't count, but talk to me anyway!

Go into as much detail with these as you can want, because they're gonna help you make new friends.

[ He clears his throat, and starts reading. ]

Number one! If you were a vegetable, what vegetable would you be?
Number two, if you could meet any historical figure, who would you choose and why?
Three, what are your top ten favorite foods?
Four, share a description of your favorite material object that you already own, and share why it's important to you.
Annnd five! What color do you think best represents you, and how does being that color make you feel?

[ He takes a second to copy and paste the same questions in a text format along with his video for ease of answering, then grins into the camera again. ]

Everyone got that? Cool, now go meet somebody!

1) If you were a vegetable, what vegetable would you be? 2) If you could meet any historical figure, who would you choose and why? 3) What are your top ten favorite foods? 4) Share a description of your favorite material object that you already own, and share why it's important to you. 5) What color do you think best represents you, and how does being that color make you feel?

Comments

voice

[inconsequence]

I followed your illegitimate child's instructions. If you've some manner of issue with that, I suggest you simply say it, rather than smothering me with vague platitudes about how I should relax.

[SUPER RELAXED, RIGHT HERE]

voice

[shiro2hero]

We're not related.

How's that for saying it?

voice

[inconsequence]

Perhaps you should learn to prioritize what needs saying, on top of it.

voice

[shiro2hero]

Wouldn't that be nice.

[This is probably one of the few times, he's going to thank Eternal Fatigue. Hard to lose your temper when you're this wiped out.]

voice

[inconsequence]

[One might assume he hardly cares, with how completely the wall of his exhaustion has mired him in apathy.]

I daresay it would be.