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Whoa! [Hunk laughs] Holographic interface, awesome! This is way better than possessed mermaid planet tech. A little creepier, though. Uh, no offense. Just.. you know. Being teleported away from people I was standing right next to without being asked is a little rude where I come from.
On the up side, really digging the local food options so far. Tons better than space goo, not that I don't hold a respect for nutritionally dense jello with an oatmeal-like consistency. Here's to hoping it isn't gonna make me start chanting about how safe and warm I am.
And hey, speaking of, fingers crossed that I got tossed into here with my buddies. Anyone seen any other paladins of Voltron laying around? Well, hopefully not laying around. Hopefully, you know, standing. Like healthy non-injured people, which they mostly were like five seconds ago.
On the up side, really digging the local food options so far. Tons better than space goo, not that I don't hold a respect for nutritionally dense jello with an oatmeal-like consistency. Here's to hoping it isn't gonna make me start chanting about how safe and warm I am.
And hey, speaking of, fingers crossed that I got tossed into here with my buddies. Anyone seen any other paladins of Voltron laying around? Well, hopefully not laying around. Hopefully, you know, standing. Like healthy non-injured people, which they mostly were like five seconds ago.
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Okay, so that leads me to my next question. Why are some of us here but not like... Keith and Lance? And I'm getting the feeling that time's being seriously messed with.
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That is a little more... complicated. [Pidge shifts her positioning a little bit, like she's getting comfortable to do something that might take a while.] There's this energy here in this part of the multiverse that can cross through reality and space-time and pull things - people mostly, but apparently items too - into this universe. There used to be machines that could harness that energy and use it to peoples' advantage, but you can probably guess that it all went pretty terribly after prolonged exposure to the Ingress. Typical, really, but that's what happens with that kind of tech without extensive testing but you have to admit that it's actually really impressive...
[She'll go on like this. Hunk should probably get her back on track.]
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It sounds super cool, but how is it that I come in here knowing stuff that other people don't, exactly?
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Oh- Well, since the Ingress energy can move through time as well as space, it can pull us from different points on a timeline. So... you must be coming in from what's essentially our future.
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[And then her expressions seems to shift slightly. It's subtle, but it goes from matter-of-fact to piqued-interest.] So tell me everything!
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I.. dunno, man. Isn't that like, the exact part of every sci fi movie ever where the world blows up? Paradox upon paradox, trapped in a space taco of folding realities that eventually cause the universe to implode?
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So come on, Hunk. What am I missing?
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Okay, I GUESS it wouldn't hurt to tell you about how you can hack trees now.
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I can what?? How??
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Who taught us that??
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But okay, so. Designs after your cookies come out.
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I bet you ten bucks it's quintessence. Which I still don't totally have a grasp on in terms of how to make it work for us.
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[And then Hunk's eyes light up.]
Oh yeah, I totally forgot! [He reaches down to rummage in his side pouch, pulling out a small cube. It was one of the fragments Coran had made of the original, and Hunk tossed it up to let it float in the air.]
[He puts his hands on his hips and shouts confidently.] The yellow lion is the best lion!
[And then came the tinny response from the cube] The yellow lion is the best lion!
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[Of course, Hunk has to go and totally derail Pidge's thought process by bringing out this incredible floating cube that is echoing back what Hunk says. And somehow Pidge isn't sitting on the kitchen counter anymore; she's running around in circles just underneath where the cube is floating, stars in her eyes.]
Is this from them?! Did they make this?! How's it work?! Can we make more?!
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This is incredibly advanced and so mathematically elegant and just lightyears ahead of anything I've ever even heard about on Earth, even more than the castle ship and it's incredible! An entire race can create something like this?! They must share this kind of knowledge and skill with the rest of the universe, right? I mean it'd be ridiculous to think that they wouldn't be willing to teach anyone, but with this kind of science it's no wonder that people think magic truly exists!! Maybe it's like energy transference at a molecular level from the brain into the raw materials and not quintessence like the Alteans use...
[And her mouth is just going to run on and on and on and on...]
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[Hunk just grins as Pidge babbles -- good things almost always came from these rants. Or, well. Sometimes they just ended up in obsessions that were ultimately unfulfilled, so-- oh, he'd better hand out a warning.]
Oh, and FYI, never buy a video game system without a TV. Just.. words from future you to past you, alright?
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