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[im_a_leg]

Whoa! [Hunk laughs] Holographic interface, awesome! This is way better than possessed mermaid planet tech. A little creepier, though. Uh, no offense. Just.. you know. Being teleported away from people I was standing right next to without being asked is a little rude where I come from.

On the up side, really digging the local food options so far. Tons better than space goo, not that I don't hold a respect for nutritionally dense jello with an oatmeal-like consistency. Here's to hoping it isn't gonna make me start chanting about how safe and warm I am.

And hey, speaking of, fingers crossed that I got tossed into here with my buddies. Anyone seen any other paladins of Voltron laying around? Well, hopefully not laying around. Hopefully, you know, standing. Like healthy non-injured people, which they mostly were like five seconds ago.

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[patchricide]

[... you know what, she's going to ignore him throwing shade at space goo because--]

Hunk?! Is it really you?!

[She seems thrilled to see him. Kind of odd, since the battle shouldn't have been that long, right?]

[im_a_leg]

Hey, Allura! [A relieved grin splits his face] Oh good, I'm not alone. What happened? More wormhole fun?

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[redshitlord]

Yeah, dude, literally no worries. You're not gonna end up chanting anything unless it's like...

"Help I'm lost, I can't read weird Savrii words!"

...

So I mean.

You're good! Hi.

[im_a_leg]

[He laughs] I can handle that. Last time I got sucked into somewhere weird we were like, drugged by a sea space mind control thing that drugged our food. How evil is that? Who does that to food?

[redshitlord]

Whoa. You too?

That happened to us! Like, before the ship crashed but still. We got stuck on Party Planet for a year.

I mean, no big deal for me, but I guess humans have like major malfunctions with that.

[patchricide]

That's... I suppose, yes? Given how unstable the wormhole was... [IF YOU CAN CALL THAT FUN...]

I was starting to worry that the rest of the paladins weren't going to show up! That you might have been picked up by some other trans-universal gate!

[im_a_leg]

Yeah, we're kind of into eating and stuff. [He scratches at the back of his head, still grinning.] But aliens have some really cool culinary palettes! Once I found this tuber root on an alien planet that was a lot like a potato, except it was bright orange. Like glow in the dark orange. Tasted like one too! I mean, I puked my guts out for awhile after but I think I could build up a real resistance to it over time.

[im_a_leg]

No such luck. Guess you're just stuck with us. [A friendly smile]

When did the wormhole show up again though? None of us picked one up. Though I guess maybe we wouldn't have from inside the black lion, all things considered.

[He frowns. Speaking of--]

Is Shiro here too?

[redshitlord]

Oh, dude, no I mean like. You guys have super problems missing a year of stuff. And we don't. Us bots, I mean.

...

Did. Did you puke orange?

[im_a_leg]

A year is a long time for us! I don't know how long, uh, Bots live but we only have so many years, you know? So missing one can be a big deal, especially if you're young and still growing and stuff.

I did. And I'm not gonna lie, it was a little cool.

[patchricide]

"Again"? What, did you, Keith and Lance make it to the other side, then? ... are they with you??

[She catches that frown. Ugh. Tricky question.]

Yes. Not right at my location, but... he's here, on this planet. He came with us.

[im_a_leg]

What, you mean last time? Lance was with me, but Keith was with Shiro. [He scratches his head] You already know that, though.

[Tension visibly bleeds from his shoulders; he sags over.] Whew. We need to put a bell on him or something.

[patchricide]

What? No, I mean -- did they get separated? Shiro did forget a few things, but...?

[She's looking around, and sighs. Looking around the house now, to see if he's in and she just didn't notice.] You may be right about that. Wait, let me send you the address -- if he comes by before you get here, I'll tell him to stay put.

[im_a_leg]

Separated? [Oh yeah, Allura wasn't in the lion, she might not know.] After that last fight we all went in to check out the black lion. Shiro'd vanished. As in gone gone. His bayard was still plugged in and everything. But you're saying he forgot what happened?

Hey, thanks. [He grins again] They said I didn't have to stick around, so I'll head by in a couple minutes to check stuff out.

text ;; fuckit im doing this

[shiro2hero]

hunk is
its you



hey buddy

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[im_a_leg]

Hey, Shiro! You're okay! You're ... you don't sound okay.

[shiro2hero]

im FINE
tired

are you real or
is this like the cookies again

[im_a_leg]

Cookies? Shiro, there aren't any cookies. Or if there are any cookies you should probably share, because that's just polite.

I'm real. Just got here a few minutes ago. Allura said we have a house and gave me the address. Is that where you are, or.. ?

[shiro2hero]

lusico said they're not real be cause there on
The ceilin g

not at the house
medical center
Thing


long story
dr says im need to sleep but

hi man

[im_a_leg]

Okay who is Luscio-- you know what, scratch that. You are so high right now. What the quiznack did you do to land you in a medical center with the good drugs?

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[wallride]

You guys are called paladins? That's a lot better than the "driver of giant lions" Shiro told me.

[sounds cooler, too.]

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[im_a_leg]

[He laughs] Yeah, Shiro kinda has his own way of saying stuff sometimes. [Since he found out Shiro's here and mostly safe by now, he has wayy less anxiety about this than he would've ten minutes ago.]

I mean he's right, but paladins does make us sound less like we're driving around in giant bumper cars at a carnival or something.

[shiro2hero]

uh

got in a fight
LANCE 2 was going
he was supposed to go for the legs and it kind of


really backfired

but im ok im good im fine

[im_a_leg]

So, okay. Let me tell you what I have so far.

1. There's a second Lance here
2. You are in the hospital
3. A doctor has seen you and given you medical assistance
4. You are still in a hospital
5. You got into a bad fight
6. You are totally okay

That about it?

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[wallride]

I was thinkin' more like... video game paladins! With the holy magic and stuff!

[the closest thing he can think of to that is reinhardt.]

And yeah, he does. I guess it goes without saying he's around, huh?