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Whoa! [Hunk laughs] Holographic interface, awesome! This is way better than possessed mermaid planet tech. A little creepier, though. Uh, no offense. Just.. you know. Being teleported away from people I was standing right next to without being asked is a little rude where I come from.

On the up side, really digging the local food options so far. Tons better than space goo, not that I don't hold a respect for nutritionally dense jello with an oatmeal-like consistency. Here's to hoping it isn't gonna make me start chanting about how safe and warm I am.

And hey, speaking of, fingers crossed that I got tossed into here with my buddies. Anyone seen any other paladins of Voltron laying around? Well, hopefully not laying around. Hopefully, you know, standing. Like healthy non-injured people, which they mostly were like five seconds ago.

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Yeah, we're kind of into eating and stuff. [He scratches at the back of his head, still grinning.] But aliens have some really cool culinary palettes! Once I found this tuber root on an alien planet that was a lot like a potato, except it was bright orange. Like glow in the dark orange. Tasted like one too! I mean, I puked my guts out for awhile after but I think I could build up a real resistance to it over time.

Oh, dude, no I mean like. You guys have super problems missing a year of stuff. And we don't. Us bots, I mean.

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Did. Did you puke orange?

A year is a long time for us! I don't know how long, uh, Bots live but we only have so many years, you know? So missing one can be a big deal, especially if you're young and still growing and stuff.

I did. And I'm not gonna lie, it was a little cool.

Yeah, that's what everyone was yelling at me when I said it wasn't a big deal. Also it's like. More than six million years.

Seriously.

Dude. That is cool.

Whoa, six million years? That's like, longer than the history of humans on Earth probably. How old do Bots typically make it to?

Right?? Someone told me you guys have drinks here that taste like colors and I'm not gonna lie, I'm kinda hoping that if I chug 'em all at once I'll barf up a rainbow.

Uhhhh... that's the oldest I know of, man. Most of the old guys died.

I'm suddenly so jealous I'm not human.

Oh, jeez. Well, that's still a really long time compared to pretty much everyone else in the universe. So you get a good run at least.

What, you can't eat human food? That sucks, man! You are so missing out.

I guess? I mean, I'm like a couple thousand and everyone's treating me like I'm a kid.

Uh. No? I'm a Cybertronian, dude.

A couple of thousand years is like, forever to us. You'd be a super old human. All dusty and stuff.

Yeah, because I totally know what Cybertronians eat based on my many years of experience with them.