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[im_a_leg]

Whoa! [Hunk laughs] Holographic interface, awesome! This is way better than possessed mermaid planet tech. A little creepier, though. Uh, no offense. Just.. you know. Being teleported away from people I was standing right next to without being asked is a little rude where I come from.

On the up side, really digging the local food options so far. Tons better than space goo, not that I don't hold a respect for nutritionally dense jello with an oatmeal-like consistency. Here's to hoping it isn't gonna make me start chanting about how safe and warm I am.

And hey, speaking of, fingers crossed that I got tossed into here with my buddies. Anyone seen any other paladins of Voltron laying around? Well, hopefully not laying around. Hopefully, you know, standing. Like healthy non-injured people, which they mostly were like five seconds ago.

Comments

[im_a_leg]

Oh, jeez. Well, that's still a really long time compared to pretty much everyone else in the universe. So you get a good run at least.

What, you can't eat human food? That sucks, man! You are so missing out.

[redshitlord]

I guess? I mean, I'm like a couple thousand and everyone's treating me like I'm a kid.

Uh. No? I'm a Cybertronian, dude.

[im_a_leg]

A couple of thousand years is like, forever to us. You'd be a super old human. All dusty and stuff.

Yeah, because I totally know what Cybertronians eat based on my many years of experience with them.

[redshitlord]

I'm so the opposite of dusty.

It's me.

Duh.

[im_a_leg]

[He actually laughs a little at that.]

Okay, so what DO you eat, then?

[redshitlord]

Energon, dude!

Pure energy!

[im_a_leg]

Wait, what? You eat energy? Like, you just chew on power cables or something?