grandpaladin: (hello little friend)
reιnнardт wιlнelм ([personal profile] grandpaladin) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2016-12-28 03:22 pm

audio; date of the sad party

Ah, now it is working! Wonderful!

[The huge, booming voice on the other end of the TAB pauses for a moment, gathering up his thoughts. And when he speaks again, you can almost hear the grin on his face.]

Hello. To you I have not met, I am Reinhardt Wilhelm. And I, too, have come to give some words in this time. When we are still mourning the loss of our space homes. Our real homes. And our friends.

[He clears his throat. What he says next is pretty cheesy, but there's no doubt he believes in what he says, completely.]

Things can be destroyed. But as long as the people, as long as we are strong, my friends, we can always rebuild.

And, if you find yourself in need of some strength -- [Here, Reinhardt laughs, though it's not his usual, booming one, it's more solemn.] -- call for me. And I will be your shield. I have strength to spare.

...

I just winked there. You cannot see it, but I did.

[click.]
inconsequence: [RANUNCULUS] (❤ think again fucker)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2016-12-29 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Someone who laughs easily, or perhaps someone who laughs to cover the sting of unkind words. How familiar. How disappointing.]

And you consider that enough? Trying, and then failing after?
inconsequence: (❤ i am trained in gorilla warfare)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2016-12-29 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
That would have to depend upon your definition of "help."

["Friend." Presumably that is a figure of speech, if a hideously innaccurate one.]
inconsequence: (❤ crammed into their tail bones)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2016-12-29 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Better idea: Do Not. Chara's tone is one of dull observation.]

You are a very "up" person.
inconsequence: (❤ across the USA)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2016-12-29 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Who evidently lacks a grasp of basic concepts such as "sarcasm."
inconsequence: (❤ the storm that wipes out)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2016-12-30 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
[How to get under the skin of someone so relentlessly positive? It really is quite simple.]

And not much bothers you. Is that right?
inconsequence: (❤ alright ive got a One Free Kinkshame)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2016-12-30 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe I'm curious. You act as such.

[Kids are curious little scamps, are they not?]
inconsequence: (❤ you wanna stick your dick)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2016-12-30 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
[What a disappointing if anticipated confirmation. He is human. That explains to them all they need to know.]

Yes. I suppose they are.

[Their tone is undeniably one of absolute derision.]

I can only imagine this place stretches your optimism to its limits.
inconsequence: [RANUNCULUS] (❤ so you better)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2016-12-30 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
[How very human of him.]

Truly, your charity knows no bounds.
inconsequence: (❤ and let your dirty sadness)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2016-12-30 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
You've learned to recognize it quite well. Kudos.
inconsequence: (❤ prepare for the storm maggot)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2016-12-30 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
Wonderful. I killed all the dogs back home.

[Said as brightly and calmly as if they were commenting upon the weather.]
inconsequence: [ABOUT TIME] (❤ all i can imagine)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2016-12-30 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
[The Littlest Edgelord, mostly. They clarify, sweetly:]

Oh, I wasn't being metaphorical.
inconsequence: [ICHOR] (❤ but nothing is gonna happen)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2016-12-30 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
Did I?

[What an innocent-sounding query.]

It seems I have a talent for such things.

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