grandpaladin: (hello little friend)
reιnнardт wιlнelм ([personal profile] grandpaladin) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2016-12-28 03:22 pm

audio; date of the sad party

Ah, now it is working! Wonderful!

[The huge, booming voice on the other end of the TAB pauses for a moment, gathering up his thoughts. And when he speaks again, you can almost hear the grin on his face.]

Hello. To you I have not met, I am Reinhardt Wilhelm. And I, too, have come to give some words in this time. When we are still mourning the loss of our space homes. Our real homes. And our friends.

[He clears his throat. What he says next is pretty cheesy, but there's no doubt he believes in what he says, completely.]

Things can be destroyed. But as long as the people, as long as we are strong, my friends, we can always rebuild.

And, if you find yourself in need of some strength -- [Here, Reinhardt laughs, though it's not his usual, booming one, it's more solemn.] -- call for me. And I will be your shield. I have strength to spare.

...

I just winked there. You cannot see it, but I did.

[click.]
inconsequence: (❤ and let your dirty sadness)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2016-12-30 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
You've learned to recognize it quite well. Kudos.
inconsequence: (❤ prepare for the storm maggot)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2016-12-30 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
Wonderful. I killed all the dogs back home.

[Said as brightly and calmly as if they were commenting upon the weather.]
inconsequence: [ABOUT TIME] (❤ all i can imagine)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2016-12-30 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
[The Littlest Edgelord, mostly. They clarify, sweetly:]

Oh, I wasn't being metaphorical.
inconsequence: [ICHOR] (❤ but nothing is gonna happen)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2016-12-30 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
Did I?

[What an innocent-sounding query.]

It seems I have a talent for such things.
inconsequence: (❤ and your IP is being traced right now)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2016-12-30 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
[That's a matter of opinion.]

I do not require your pity, sir.

[That, after all, is the worst sort of insult.]
inconsequence: (❤ in response to some fairly surreal)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2016-12-30 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
[They have no need for worthless pity, of his design or anyone else's.]

I do not deal in lies either.
inconsequence: (❤ you call your life)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2016-12-30 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothingness is an acceptable course of action.
inconsequence: [ABOUT TIME] (❤ all i can imagine)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2016-12-31 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Consider trying it sometime.

[You'll be far less likely to be an irritating obstruction in the meantime =) ]
inconsequence: [RANUNCULUS] (❤ think again fucker)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2016-12-31 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
It is something you won't do.

[Let us not be semantically inaccurate now.]
inconsequence: (❤ the storm that wipes out)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2016-12-31 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
On the contrary, there are plenty of things that can truly do nothing.

[Can you hear the knowing smile in their voice?]

One simply has to find the correct avenue.
inconsequence: (❤ fill me up just like a balloon)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2016-12-31 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
No? I would have thought you are of the mind that anyone can do anything, if they only try hard enough.
inconsequence: (❤ and i will use it to its full extent)

[personal profile] inconsequence 2016-12-31 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
Why not? Anything is possible, is it not?

[That is to say, nothing is. They sound amused, though perhaps not to the same extent as he. Just a casual dose of existentialist mental cartwheels to brighten your day!]

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