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[increases]

WORST.

SPACE TRIP.

EVER.

[ What, did you expect something useful to go by? H A H ]

I want my money back.

Comments

[unaffluent]

I don't think it works that way.

[increases]

But maybe it does? Client is always right, that kind of thing.

[unaffluent]

I don't think client is the right name for what we are either.

[increases]

I still want to speak with the manager.

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[fateality]

To think, this is my first space trip. Kind of hoping it'll be my last.

[increases]

Me too, really.

Doesn't get worse than this, right? Right???

[fateality]

It could be worse.

We could be bald, on top of everything else.

[increases]

Yay for small blessings, then.

Any other helpful words?

[farmboyjedi]

I've been through worse...but I think we just need to work together and get through it together. It's a little rough, but I think we can make it.

That said, I was expecting something a little different when I signed on.

[increases]

What could possibly be worse?

Like?

[farmboyjedi]

I was attacked by a predatory animal and nearly froze to death during one incident. Almost drowned another time. And I've been hunted and shot at more times than I care to remember.

We're stranded and trying to keep going, but at least most of us are unhurt and nothing's trying to eat us or attack us so far. I hope it stays that way.

[increases]

...okay, you win this round.

And you're way too optimistic, but okay.

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[brokeassgoing]

dont hold your breath not even out in the vacuum of space

[increases]

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[brokeassgoing]

shitty word choice too
but still you aint gonna get much of a refund so dont expect it

[goodluckkobra]

gonna have to get it outta my pants then ;)

[increases]

So. Classy.

[goodluckkobra]

first time anyones called me that

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[redshitlord]

dude if u paid then hoooo boy u got suckered

B I G
TIME

[increases]

Woe is me, I know.

[redshitlord]

yep pretty much

woe everywhere

:D

[Video]

[fluidsea]

The question is, why would anyone want to live in space if it's that dangerous anyway?

But seriously. I really hate that Ingress.

[increases]

[ Blue's too tired to show her face in video, sorry. ]

The thrill of the unknown? Or some stupid reason like that.

I can relate to that sentiment.

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[knaval]

HOLY SHIT TELL ME ABOUT IT
LIKE IMMEDIATELY CRASHING? INTO A PLANET?
this is utter bollocks

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[retrovirion]

it could be better
but on the other hand
FREE SPACE TRIP!!
ppl pay six mil to go into space



wait did u pay?