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[increases]

WORST.

SPACE TRIP.

EVER.

[ What, did you expect something useful to go by? H A H ]

I want my money back.

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[increases]

Aw man.

That's not what I wanted to deal with today. Or ever.

[brokeassgoing]

sorry
its better to deal with it now than be in denial
thatll getcha killed

[increases]

And that would be a royal bummer.

[brokeassgoing]

well your body might be donated to science so theres that

[increases]

Yeah no. I'm too selfish for that.

Also ew.

[brokeassgoing]

you mean you dont wanna help us even when your ass is deader than a doormouse? welp thats all well and good

[increases]

I'm far more useful alive.

[brokeassgoing]

yea? thats what they all say yknow

[increases]

Well luckily for me, I'm me.

[brokeassgoing]

like in a im a confident motherfucker kinda way or

[increases]

Kinda, I suppose.

Also I know I'm useful, so yay me for being me.

[brokeassgoing]

cmoooon youre leavin me in suspense
are you secretly a secret agent