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nathan "a dick is not worth it" drake ([personal profile] sketchycharacter) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2016-10-30 11:23 am

video;

[Nathan looks utterly disgusted when his face appears via MID today, and that miiiight have something to do with the IKEA-esque furniture pieces scattered about his quarters. The canny eye might spot that they appear to be pieces of a queen-sized bed.]

Okay, we all know that the Ingress can be a dick, but this is outright sadistic. I'm glad Elena and I won't have to share a twin bed or shove two of them together for space, but sending me a disassembled bed with no instructions through mail drop isn't a lot better.

[He tosses a few stapled-together pages over his shoulder.]

Actually, there are instructions. But Swedish isn't one of the languages I speak. If anyone thinks they can put this shit together blind, let me know—I'll owe you one. I'd offer to trade you this thing for some help [he pans over to show the taco cat bespread] but Elena's already claimed it.

I didn't marry her for her good taste in décor.

[Sorry honey.]

Oh, yeah. [Apropos of nothing, Nate grins.] My best friend Sully came through the Ingress the other day too, so I guess it doesn't completely suck. Anyway, I would ask people not to tell him any embarrassing stories about what I've been up to here, but a lot of you are assholes.

[He says that with affection.]

Just remember I've probably seen you do some dumb stuff too, and if your friends show up, I won't hold back.
otiosity: (if you look away its easier to lie)

[personal profile] otiosity 2016-10-30 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm very Ferelden! We are decidedly an entire country of dog people. Also I'm allergic to cats. My brother too. Much to my sister's dismay when she went through a period of desperately wanting one.

[She shrugs cheerfully.]

Haven't a clue.
otiosity: (i dont know how i feel about that)

[personal profile] otiosity 2016-10-30 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, then why haven't you shown me?

[She tilts her head a little. She can tell something has changed but why?]
otiosity: (only one in kirkwall not crazy)

[personal profile] otiosity 2016-10-30 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
We ought to have gone to find it on the colony. Now I'll never get to eat the universe's finest foods.
otiosity: (responsibility do not want)

[personal profile] otiosity 2016-10-31 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
How cruel it is to live in ignorance forever. But I suppose I'll have to live with... what was it again? Iza?
otiosity: (i glances)

action!!

[personal profile] otiosity 2016-10-31 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
[And look who is sauntering up behind you. It's your best buddy.]

I feel like you've cheated me by explaining pizza but not having anyway to make it on this ship. How are you going to make it up to me?
otiosity: (how big was it?)

[personal profile] otiosity 2016-10-31 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
I'll still take the drink.

[And she's dropping onto the floor next to him like she lives there. She spends a few moments looking at all the pieces before deciding it's boring.]

And you can tell me more about your handsome new friend.
otiosity: (look at that stunning profile)

[personal profile] otiosity 2016-10-31 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Clearly, we were fated to meet. And flirt. Thank you for the compliment.

[Hawke is proud to be queen slut of this cabal.]
otiosity: (i glances)

[personal profile] otiosity 2016-10-31 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Hooray for space kidnapping. Bringing us all together. It's poetic almost brings a tear to your eye.

[That's pretty sincere for this bird.]
otiosity: (if you look away its easier to lie)

[personal profile] otiosity 2016-10-31 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Is anyone thrilled to come here?

[Hawke snorts a little bit.]

But I understand the feeling. Someone I know from home came here too. And he's from ahead of me. Glad to know he's okay. Sort of weird though.
otiosity: (thats interesting.  just kidding its not)

[personal profile] otiosity 2016-10-31 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah.

[WHO PASSED OUT AFTER HEARING HINTS ABOUT HER FUTURE. NOT HAWKE.]

Not sure there's much point to it though. There's not anything we can do about it here.
otiosity: (if you look away its easier to lie)

[personal profile] otiosity 2016-10-31 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Still waiting for one of those things to pop up. So far, neither Dorian nor Fenris has produced anything promising.
otiosity: (little bird brain)

[personal profile] otiosity 2016-10-31 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Your kid that thankfully looks more like her mother than you?

[Hawke is picking up one of the legs and trying to stare through it like a telescope. SWEET, INNOCENT, PRECIOUS. DON'T HURT HER.]

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